A "nubule" AND "spotting."
NUB-HANCE! [Zooming in sound]
The Los Angeles Times is reportin’ these Wrinklestilskins (Actually Chinese Meishan pigs) are all the rage at Berlin’s "Tierpark". Apparently, these chubbular wonders are famous for their wrinkles (duh) and loooong ears.
Get a load of Mom pig, People!
[Hush comes over the crowd]
Will he accomplish the Triple Sow Cow Ice Monsche?
Let’s take a look.
Exsquisite execution, Bahar Y. The Russian judge gives you a "4" though.
LBP: HAI GUISE! im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep. U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP: whatevs, l8r lusers
Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.
[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]
"… and I’m going to title this one The Persistence of Moo-mory, just as soon as I can figure out how to drape it over a tree branch."
Wow, Morgan R., it’s like … deep and stuff.
I can’t believe you’re making me wear these.
When you take these pants off, I’m gonna take a dump on your couch.
Petit Crappère brought to you by Kimberly P.
What the heck just happened? It was ‘Tocktober like three days ago, and now Nosevember is on its way out the door!
Hamsters wearing yarmulkes in Christmas stockings are ON DECK!
"Check out these road hogs, will’ya? What’s the matter, lady — you and the kids skipped breakfast again? Hoof it outta here, Squeals on Wheels, I got stuff to do today!"
Let’s see if the peeps can milk some more jokes out of this, Johanna S.
It’s gonna be sweet. Everyone is going. The chaperones are monkeys, so it’s gonna be really cool.
Chris G. will you go with me to Alpaca Nights?
Ladies and Gentlemen, animatronic band overload! What a hilarious
mash-up completely resurrected and re-programmed Rock-afire Explosion…
Great submishe, Sparky ;)