Squealing Home

It’s baseball season, and each year, the Saint Paul Saintsbullpen gets a visitor from the pigpen.  This year it’s a piglet named Slumhog Millionaire, from a litter born at the Minnesota Zoo.  Slumhog joins the Saints’ past pantheon of punny porcines, including Boarack Ohama, Notorious P.I.G., and (forgive us) Kevin Bacon.

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Calibrating the Acoustic Pigometer

As many of you audiophiles know, the acoustic pigometer is one of the most precise and sensitive pieces of sound-measurement equipment on the market, and as such requires extensive calibration before use.  Let’s listen to how it’s done:

Cows II: This Time, It’s Snorglable

Sometimes that cow, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a cow… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she licks ya with that soft pink tongue and then… ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitched squee-in’…

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We’re gonna need a bigger barn, Fay H.
(Update: Gender-confusion issue resolved. :))

Patient Zero

A-HA!

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Wash your hands, Jennifer H.! [The post was first featured 9/06]

Pucker up, Behbeh

I got a little somethin’ for ya. [Snorks your face with salt-shaker-esque schnozzle]

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Get me my Purell STAT! Portrait of a little piglet by Mandy Verburg.

Snooooooork!

Swine flu? Never hoid of it.

Anerable, cute-tailed piglet by danrandom.

“Ma—we need to talk.”

“It’s about the foster puppy.” [mini beady eye roll]

“Maaaaaaaaaaa!” [peck peck]

She does this EVERY TIME someone comes into the coop

Marc at Blogads is scoring points!

LAMB CAM (say it 5 times fast)

Duh-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

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Duh-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

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LAMB CAM!

Lamb cam bonus pic/slurp:

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See all this and MUCH MUCH MORE over the Lamb Cam and Blog Fiber Farm. ;)

Oh, that’s attractive

“Give me grasseses!”

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Delicious grasseses nom nom

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I just lost my appetite, Lily C.

Petting zoo pact

If any of those kids gets near me—BOOM right in the kisser. [flexes hoof] Are you with me?

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WAIT! CHECK THIS OUT:
Taken out of context and cropped, this llama looks like she has NO LEGS! Just stubbular feet. LOL!
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Lily C., thank you for sending this one twice, we finally got it.