"Look, how many times do I have to tell you people? I don’t care how many tin cans you throw in, we’re very happy with our current alfalfa supplier! Now stop calling me!!"
Someone wanted to talk to the goat, submitted by Ross O. Ross, maybe it’s time to join the national "do not bleat" registry.
Meet "Kingsford" the piggle. He is the most anerable house-pig you’ve ever seen. Squealing included:
Great find, NTMTOM. Via LA Times.
I’m going to play Rock Band.
Later. [trots off]
Sender-Inner Rebecca R says "This is "Delphie" and her baby "Guthlac". He’s only a week old, but it looks like they’ve already entered that difficult stage…"
[Handing piglet blule-ribbon award] Dang, piglet, you win theBest of Schnozzles. We don’t even have to wait for the Schnozzle awards in March. This competishe is OVER. [clapping hands in 'done' motion]
Can you lift your head up a little bit there to show us the GOODS?
Thanks.
Oh you knew I was gonna do this.
Stand back. It’s for your own good.
SCHNOZZHANCE!
Runt piggle "Chester" LOVED burying himself in heaps of laundry. Photos by the fabulous Kristine B.
With 2008 being one of the goofier years on record, we’re all happy to see it go. But this bunch just seems a little bit, I dunno … too happy.
We’re happy for sender-inners like Elizabeth F., Britta F. and YankeeBird.
Literally.
A "nubule" AND "spotting."
Together.
NUB-HANCE! [Zooming in sound]
The Los Angeles Times is reportin’ these Wrinklestilskins (Actually Chinese Meishan pigs) are all the rage at Berlin’s "Tierpark". Apparently, these chubbular wonders are famous for their wrinkles (duh) and loooong ears.
Get a load of Mom pig, People!
[Hush comes over the crowd]
Will he accomplish the Triple Sow Cow Ice Monsche?
Let’s take a look.
Exsquisite execution, Bahar Y. The Russian judge gives you a "4" though.
LBP: HAI GUISE! im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep. U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP: whatevs, l8r lusers
Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.
[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]
"… and I’m going to title this one The Persistence of Moo-mory, just as soon as I can figure out how to drape it over a tree branch."
Wow, Morgan R., it’s like … deep and stuff.
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