First up, I’d like to do my impression of a chicken… Thank you.
Next, I’d like to do Piers Morgan trying to interview a chicken, but finding it hard to get a word in edgewise… Thank you, thank you very much.
And finally, you know those ancient monks who used to take vows of silence? You ever wonder what would happen if one of them got into a frank exchange of views with a chicken? I think it might go something like this…
They’re not just for cute pigalettes anymore, silly billy!
Mags Z. sent us this bootaful story via The Telegraph of Maisie the Goat at Maria’s Animal Shelter in Probus, Cornwall. Maisie suffers from arthritis and has to wear wellington boots to help her condition. Recent downpours have left 12-year-old Maisie constantly squelching around in puddles and mud. So her keepers have provided pink wellies to protect her from foot rot – the animal equivalent of trench foot.
Newborn goat’s first bath
A mother showers her love
Here, babe, I goatcha
For the National Geographic Photo Contest 2012, Stephanie Fisher entered this photo of a mother and 1-hour old baby Nigerian Dwarf goats.
I dare say, my baroo.
Is all baaa and no roo!
But I can smile
And so can you.
Bob21 had a little lamb.
Full of spit-baths and advice: Hold your head up, smile, don’t slouch, and never wear white shorts over your polka-dot underwear.
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Johanna S. spotted this video for us! And look out for the matching kitty at 1:05!
Stand aside or prepare to be snorfed! It’s feedin’ time!
Today is a good day to be snorfed by, The Telegraph!
Hi ma name’s Pipsqueak McGoatersons. You know what it’s like, having to share the house with all these puppehs? They steal ma crunchies, none of them are potty-trained eef you know whut ah mean. So ah gotta lay down the law heah.
Big find c/o Animuhl Planet.
Sounds that are round cannot possibly be made by such a pointy diphthong.
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Teacher comments: Buttermilk is disruptive in class, needs to work on staying in her seat, does not ask to go to the bathroom, thinks she is the Karate Kid.
You have goat to be kidding, Sophistikathryn
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