Just when you thought the interspecies snorgling action could go no further, we witness the very finest Mail Online has to offer. The tiniest bacon:
Rhodesian Ridgeback and piglet action submitted by Marilyn T. over at The National Geographic Intelligent Travel Blog (HEARD OF THEM!?)
Back on January 31st of 2007, we busted these two in flagrante delicious. Now researched, resized, and recidivindicated for 2009.
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Will you please look at this sheared neck action, and accidental bebeh Alpaca smoooosh. Could be a good one to send to that certain someone on Valentine’s day. It’s like; “I theenk I want to smoosh you, but I’m only 90% sure/shear”
Nice McSmooshersons, Christina P…
Vince, by way of our friends at National Geographic Traveler, captured this ultra-rare encounter with the fabled Sea Pig.
Out looking for a mid-afternoon snack, the sea pig was heard to remark, “you wouldn’t believe how buoyant I am…”
SNOUT-HANCE!
Thanks for the tip, Chief Researcher Marilyn T. Vince L. took this shot near a small key famous for the “swimming pigs.” To capture this clear image Vince said, “I had to lure this pig into an undisturbed area with its favorite food: fresh watermelon.”
They’re always SO HARD to find! (Especially when their eyes are closed [rim shot])
Where IS IT!?
I’m wracking my tiny brains to figure it out. This lil’ McSheepersons looks like someone…
WHO IS IT!?
Help me Susan G., you’re my only hope!
It’s baseball season, and each year, the Saint Paul Saints‘ bullpen gets a visitor from the pigpen. This year it’s a piglet named Slumhog Millionaire, from a litter born at the Minnesota Zoo. Slumhog joins the Saints’ past pantheon of punny porcines, including Boarack Ohama, Notorious P.I.G., and (forgive us) Kevin Bacon.
As many of you audiophiles know, the acoustic pigometer is one of the most precise and sensitive pieces of sound-measurement equipment on the market, and as such requires extensive calibration before use. Let’s listen to how it’s done:
Sometimes that cow, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a cow… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she licks ya with that soft pink tongue and then… ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitched squee-in’…
We’re gonna need a bigger barn, Fay H.
(Update: Gender-confusion issue resolved. 
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I got a little somethin’ for ya. [Snorks your face with salt-shaker-esque schnozzle]
Get me my Purell STAT! Portrait of a little piglet by Mandy Verburg.
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