Jingle Goats

Jingle goats, jingle goats
Hoppin’ up on stumps
Oh, what fun it is to bounce,
Hurdle, leap and jump, Oh!


Merry Hannu-kwanzaa-dan, C.S.O.

Dairy Air

Nellie the Dancing Cow, and her famous “Grand Arabesque”.

Ehn!

Dance to the moosic, Sandy T.

Side Eye. A Collection.

This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]


And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]


And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”


And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”


And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”


And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”

What a nice collection, Zoe B. (for Guinea Pigs and Bun photos) Turtle by Libbie H. Gorillas by Jackie D. Cow by Dana S. Props to Crunktastical; the original Side Eye purveyors.

This little piggy went…

SNORF

This little piggy went SNEEF

And this litle piggy went SNURF SNURF SNURF

All the way home. Holy moist nosicles, ManyFires, hawaiichihuahua and Sam T.

I’m going commando

NO WAY am I wearing a peenk sweateuw.

Beady eyed righteous lambkins from Handsome Brook Farm. Spotted by Andrew M.

OK…

GO!

Rube-Goldberg rockers OK Go are up to their old tricks with the video for their single “White Knuckles.” The band swears the video was shot in one fluid take (take 74, to be exact), and this Gizmodo article has backstage pics and a breakdown of how they did it.

Yes, you can buy music from these guys.

OK, Twinkle Toes

[Say in whiny piglet voice]

“I will NOT let my precious toes be sullened by your dirty farm! I’m off to get a mani/piggy.”

Polly the piglet (see Rhinestone collar for name verification) via Telegraph UK and sent in by Erin B.

If This Bed’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Bother Knockin’

At first it looks like the possessed Hostess Cupcake from Hell, and then we step up and — hey, what do you know! — it’s just Carnitas the mini-peeg, rooting around in the teensy bed, looking for the car keys!

Another quality Carnitas video dug up by Barbarella F.!

C.O. Dance Paaaaar-tay!

Oh, come on — you guys weren’t using those brain cells, anyway; it’s Friday. Now get up out of those chairs and dance, dance, dance!

Thank you, butterflize76!

At Last: Fat and Round Pigs!

These New Zealand piglets are called “Kunekune,” a Maori word meaning “fat and round.” We prefer the term “Kunekunekune,” which is an ancient word we just made up that means “fat and round and cute and OMG my brains just turned to pudding somebody get a paper towel they’re oozing out my ears blarrggtth…”

More fatness and roundness at The New Zealand Kunekune Association.
PS: HD available for you high-bandwidth, detail-oriented peeps.
PPS: Sender-innered by Freetomato, who was not the only person to see this on Fark.com.

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