This little piggy went…

SNORF

This little piggy went SNEEF

And this litle piggy went SNURF SNURF SNURF

All the way home. Holy moist nosicles, ManyFires, hawaiichihuahua and Sam T.

I’m going commando

NO WAY am I wearing a peenk sweateuw.

Beady eyed righteous lambkins from Handsome Brook Farm. Spotted by Andrew M.

OK…

GO!

Rube-Goldberg rockers OK Go are up to their old tricks with the video for their single “White Knuckles.” The band swears the video was shot in one fluid take (take 74, to be exact), and this Gizmodo article has backstage pics and a breakdown of how they did it.

Yes, you can buy music from these guys.

OK, Twinkle Toes

[Say in whiny piglet voice]

“I will NOT let my precious toes be sullened by your dirty farm! I’m off to get a mani/piggy.”

Polly the piglet (see Rhinestone collar for name verification) via Telegraph UK and sent in by Erin B.

If This Bed’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Bother Knockin’

At first it looks like the possessed Hostess Cupcake from Hell, and then we step up and — hey, what do you know! – it’s just Carnitas the mini-peeg, rooting around in the teensy bed, looking for the car keys!

Another quality Carnitas video dug up by Barbarella F.!

C.O. Dance Paaaaar-tay!

Oh, come on — you guys weren’t using those brain cells, anyway; it’s Friday. Now get up out of those chairs and dance, dance, dance!

Thank you, butterflize76!

At Last: Fat and Round Pigs!

These New Zealand piglets are called “Kunekune,” a Maori word meaning “fat and round.” We prefer the term “Kunekunekune,” which is an ancient word we just made up that means “fat and round and cute and OMG my brains just turned to pudding somebody get a paper towel they’re oozing out my ears blarrggtth…”

More fatness and roundness at The New Zealand Kunekune Association.
PS: HD available for you high-bandwidth, detail-oriented peeps.
PPS: Sender-innered by Freetomato, who was not the only person to see this on Fark.com.

Network Battle of the Anthropomorphic Ruminants!

Amanda D. sent us this cute ad for Anchor Dairy in England:

… and that reminded us of the Happy Cows campaign for Real California Cheese:

… leaving us a question that can only be settled through rigorous Internet polling:

Hold Still! Holdstillholdstill! Hold! Still!

We cut now to our roving NTM-Cam at the 2010 California State Fair, where two-day-old Sproingy McUnpredictablesons is playing his favorite new game, “Fake the Cameraman.” Bonus SimulTail™ action at 0:34!

Meecro-Peeg!

People, this video is *not* to be missed. Enter “Carnitas” the Wonder Piglet! He will grow to be about 15 pounds total and isn’t for eatin’.

Barbarella F., your commentary is what we’d all sound like watching this. Great video.