Does this little piggy like ice cream cones?
What do you think?
Happy piglet photos by Morgan.
It is I, Porthos, crusader against evildoers!
And I, Pathos, defender of the innocent!
And I, Bac-Os, garnisher of salads! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Photo by Meneer Zjeroen.
[Verses continue in the comments...]
Made possible by John Deere and Sender-Inner Ramona.
Jingle goats, jingle goats
Hoppin' up on stumps
Oh, what fun it is to bounce,
Hurdle, leap and jump, Oh!
Merry Hannu-kwanzaa-dan, C.S.O.
This Guinea Pig is all: "You know you know that's wrong" [lip puckers]
And this turtle is all "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout now!?" [fast head swivel]
And this Bunny is all "You better hope you got carrots 'cause I ain't wastin' my time with no DRY pellets"
And these Gorillas are all: "Yeah I know you, but I don't know you know you"
And this cow is all: "Son, you did NOT just do that"
And finally, this guinea pig is all: "Aw, hells no!"