Let’s visit the farrrm—EW!!!!!!

OMG, Scamp! STOP IT, SCAMP!

EWWWWWWWWWW!

Sender-Inner Kristen L. says: “This is Scamp. He is a Yorkie-poo. On his first visit to a farm, he REALLY wanted to meet the cows, so I lifted him up to say “Hello”. I didn’t expect him to get fresh.”

 

 

Happy First Day of Spring, Peeps

In honor of today, the first day of spring, here are some sproinging lambs:


OK we’re done [rest, rest, rest]


Single sproinger by Matt Sutts. Group of spoingers by Beenbrun. And another by J. Le Grand Resting lambs by Disco Taz 71. Spring Equinox hoverfacts via Wikipedia.

There’s Mutton on TV

I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!


Don’t cha-a-a-nge the cha-a-a-nnel, Eliza.

Breaking News Update Bulletin Report!

The Onion News Network is reporting that the Internets have been crippled by this photo of a piglet. We interrupt our regularly scheduled cuteness for this report:

Fake Bake

Geraldine, I’m telling you, the tanning booth is great! Just look at my tan lines!

Edna, it’s a heat lamp! And you’re using it so much I think you’re getting a turkey neck.

Somebody’s goose is cooked, D-tizzle.

Today’s Silly Question

Does this little piggy like ice cream cones?


What do you think?


Happy piglet photos by Morgan.

The Three Hamigos!

It is I, Porthos, crusader against evildoers!

And I, Pathos, defender of the innocent!

And I, Bac-Os, garnisher of salads! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

Photo by Meneer Zjeroen.

Old MacDonald Had a Pomeranian

EE-I-EE-I-O.

[Verses continue in the comments...]


Made possible by John Deere and Sender-Inner Ramona.

You Can Come Down Now

I promise, that whole llama spitting thing is not true. It’s an evil rumour perpetuated by jealous dromedaries!

Keep your distance, Eric V.

Wisenheifer

“How about that. I thought woolly mammaries were extinct.”


Tell us an udder one, Laura G.!

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