Summer’s Here…

…time to go out and buy a new lawn mooer!


Daddy was a Toro, Shea S.

New Pork Tock Exchange

Tock Market report:

Tocks are not very active today, assets will be ending down on unusual volume.


This little piggy went to market, Claire H.

Branded Cute Overload—LITERALLY!

We have a few products in our Cute Overload arsenal over the years, this fine blog, page-a-day calendars and wall calendars, but we’ve never actually branded an animal—until now!

Introducing the Calf Earring. Only the cutest of calves can proudly wear it.

All right, all right, I totally Photoshopped it. Guilty.


Thanks to Sender-Inner Megin M. and her cowhorts Alterra Coffee and Sassy Cow Creamery.

‘Scuse Me, Tryin’ To Eat Here…

No, I don’t want to know what my ears taste like. No, I don’t know what sound the color yellow would make if colors made sounds. No, I don’t want to play the head-bonking game. No, I don’t know where Bee is. No, I don’t… forget it, I’m outta here.

Posted to the Cute Overload Twitter feed by Bill D.

sMOOch!

At the cowzbah we make beautiful moozik together under the moonlight!


She’s a heart headed mooman, Anita F.

THIS JUST IN! Sender-Inner Mie just wrote moments ago: “Oh my, oh my oh my. Pyrit just posted a pic of a calf with a heart on his/her forehead. I seem to have taken a pic of that calf’s momma, see attached.”

Peep Thrills

Honey, that Easter Bunny only ever wants one thing from me!


Boom chicka chicka wow wow, C. Kirby!

Looks like a job for…Bed Hog!

Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.

But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.

Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.


Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.

Twisted Tails

The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.

The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.


The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.

Goat Stampede!!!

WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!

Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.

And now: ANERABLE OINKING!

Please take note of:
1. miniature, anerable oinks
2. Tiny ribs visibuhls through skins
3. hoofular action


Another quality foraged link thanks to Ant.

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