‘Scuse Me, Tryin’ To Eat Here…

No, I don’t want to know what my ears taste like. No, I don’t know what sound the color yellow would make if colors made sounds. No, I don’t want to play the head-bonking game. No, I don’t know where Bee is. No, I don’t… forget it, I’m outta here.

Posted to the Cute Overload Twitter feed by Bill D.

sMOOch!

At the cowzbah we make beautiful moozik together under the moonlight!


She’s a heart headed mooman, Anita F.

THIS JUST IN! Sender-Inner Mie just wrote moments ago: “Oh my, oh my oh my. Pyrit just posted a pic of a calf with a heart on his/her forehead. I seem to have taken a pic of that calf’s momma, see attached.”

Peep Thrills

Honey, that Easter Bunny only ever wants one thing from me!


Boom chicka chicka wow wow, C. Kirby!

Looks like a job for…Bed Hog!

Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.

But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.

Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.


Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.

Twisted Tails

The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.

The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.


The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.

Goat Stampede!!!

WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!

Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.

And now: ANERABLE OINKING!

Please take note of:
1. miniature, anerable oinks
2. Tiny ribs visibuhls through skins
3. hoofular action


Another quality foraged link thanks to Ant.

Let’s visit the farrrm—EW!!!!!!

OMG, Scamp! STOP IT, SCAMP!

EWWWWWWWWWW!

Sender-Inner Kristen L. says: “This is Scamp. He is a Yorkie-poo. On his first visit to a farm, he REALLY wanted to meet the cows, so I lifted him up to say “Hello”. I didn’t expect him to get fresh.”

 

 

Happy First Day of Spring, Peeps

In honor of today, the first day of spring, here are some sproinging lambs:


OK we’re done [rest, rest, rest]


Single sproinger by Matt Sutts. Group of spoingers by Beenbrun. And another by J. Le Grand Resting lambs by Disco Taz 71. Spring Equinox hoverfacts via Wikipedia.

There’s Mutton on TV

I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!


Don’t cha-a-a-nge the cha-a-a-nnel, Eliza.