Nosevember already? Sinus up!

Let’s get whiff it! Presenting …a cute peegeh! What a cute li’l smeller.


Are you suggesting some of us aren’t cute?


Thank you for helping us keep our nose, er, clean dullhunk, and be_khe !

The Most Heartwarming Thing You’ll See All Day.


Susy P., I love those Go Pro cameras—excellent for cuteporting.

Don’t Let Trolls Take Their Toll!

Attention billy goats: Are you tired of trolls hiding under your bridge? Then say goodbye to trolls with Bridge-Kleen™ Troll Repellent! Two out of three billy goats agree — Bridge-Kleen works!


It really works, istolethetv!

Los Hermanos de la Agonía Rethink Their Professional Sports Career

I swear, Carl, I thought this would be an cushy gig. Just a lotta jumping around and yelling, take a couple falls, but nobody really gets hurt. I just had no idea that being a masked wrestler was gonna be this hard, man.


Taken at the Montgomery County, MD Agricultural Fair by Ryan C.

I Pink Therefore I Ham

Psssssst, they’re cracking down on muddy butties, pass it on!


They’re the tock of the town, Orin Zebest

Wow! Your Place, Too?

Same with mine! And I really thought I was gonna ride out the storm, too. I mean, I used the premium straw with the extra tight thatching. But like, one puff and it was totally blown away, man.

Anyway, let’s go hang out at cousin Louie’s. Bet his place is still standing.


“Piglets” by Flickr user Brett Marlow.

Great Story. Can You Tell It Again?

Hi, I’m a Silkie. I used to be a cab driver in Manhattan. Now I am a musician. Everyone calls me Bob. I like to take daily walks around the lake. Mostly clockwise. I once went roller skating. Billy Joel is so under appreciated, don’t you think? For me, there is nothing like a good game of croquet. Or is it cricket? Either way, my grandmother was a great knitter. We are planning a funky dance party – perhaps with pimento loaf and mayo sandwiches, washed down with a nice Dom Perignon that daddy has been saving for just such an occasion…


You don’t say, Kim S.!

Hawaii Swine-O, no ka oink

Aloha. I’m here for the luau.


Mahalo, Stuart, and Jennifer H.

Holy Henthouse Magazine!

Farmer Ted just took a sudden interest in egg collecting.


Laurel L., your bantam hen really should examine herself.

The Ham Shank Redemption

“Hey, Lenny! I think I found a way outta this prison! We just crawl under this thing and make a break for it! Acapulco, here we come! I can taste the mojitos now…”

“Shh! Quiet, it’s the warden!”


“Boy, oh boy, another fun-filled day of being a pig! This is the life, eh?”

“You said it! I sure hope they serve us slop again for dinner! I love slop!”


Get busy livin’, or get busy styin’, Juliette V.