Dear Diary,

Today, Billy, that mean kid, called me a baaaaaad word!


These are Sara H.’s Nigerian Dweeb Dwarf goats; Huckleberry (brown face) and Clementine (all white face).

The Tiniest Porker

He’s smaller than a cat, he can’t climb stairs! He just wants to be loffed.

Some folks have yet to meet the most anerabuhl house pig in the world. For those folks, here you go:

Mischa M. reminded moi about this one and it’s an overdue Encore Presentayshe™.

Baaa Humbug

You are being visited by the Goat of Christmas Cute-ure.


Season’s bleatings to Claire P. and her 1 week old Nigerian Dwarf goat.

Falling in Love is So Hard on the Knees

Oh we aint got a barrel of money,

We may be ragged and funny,

But we’ll travel along,

Singing a song,

Side by side.

They’ll always be together through thick and thin, Mischa M.

On the Eighth Day of Cutemas,

My ewe lof gave to me: Eight babes a-milking!


Fleece Navidad to Trish V., who explains this is a “homemade ‘lambateria’ made by my sister’s husband in New Zealand. They are all orphan lambs.”

Previously:

On the Seventh Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Seven swines a-swigging!


Thank you for the pig nog, Amy Loves Yah
Previously:

Hey, you know what we should do this weekend!?

I have this really great idea—the neighbors will be beyond jealous. Bob? Bob are you listening!?


Nativity scene found by Chief Sister Officer.

Real Vikings Don’t Need Helmets

Goats, the original baaaad boys, have a long and proud and beard-y history of raiding, sacking, looting, pillaging, and plundering other people’s property. And marauding, don’t forget marauding.


When the goating gets tough, the tough get goating, kyz

You side-eyin my ‘tocks?

Will you please check out the awesomeness happening over at The Daily Piggy? Obviously they are doubling down on piglet and ‘tocks action.

Visualize Whirled Piggies

When surrounded by chaos, let go and allow yourself to enter new realms of tranquility. Maintain your center, your focus, and most of all, your dignity.


True dignity requires a cucumber slice on each eye, woodleywonderworks.

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