Typical Friday night for Kelly L., who took this photo of an actual cow abduction in progress two week old Jersey bull calf photobombed by a three week old Jersey heifer calf.

For some things, Ant, there are no words.

Have you heard about the new chick craze?
Listen to us, I’m sure you’ll be amazed.
Big fun to be had by everyone.

It’s up to you, you all should get you one.
Young and old are gettin’ ‘em, I am told.
Just one try, and you too will be sold.

It’s called Le Cheep! They’re doing it night and day.
Allow us, and we’ll show you the way.
Aaaaaaaaah Cheep Out! Le Cheep, C’est Chick!
Aaaaaaaaah Now Sleep!

Vicky C. and the 10 Derbyshire redcap chicks partied all weekend and blew off all their chores.

Catch you on the rebound, Ant.

My idea of a romantic evening is holding hams while watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns.

I am into high-pitched squealing noises and rubbing against fence posts.

Pam L. met this baby orphaned javelina at Big Bend Ranch State Park near Terlingua, Texas.

Hope mom and dad will let the scratches on the floor slide, Alex.

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

Huckleberry (the brown faced goat): Rude! These 3 day old legs of mine cannot get me outta here fast enough.

No kidding, Sara H., these are a couple of cuties!

Perhaps he’d like to get in your car and be taken to your home where he can lounge on your chaise.

How did you ever get back in your car and drive away, rkramer62?

OK we’re done [rest, rest, rest]

Single sproinger by Matt Sutts. Group of spoingers by Beenbrun. And another by J. Le Grand Resting lambs by Disco Taz 71. Spring Equinox hoverfacts via Wikipedia.