This thing is really getting in the way of my alfalfa nomming.
Des M., you might want to try an apple a day, as a precaution.
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OMG, you did NOT just do that. Embarrrrasssing! [Singsong]
Another stellar entry over at the National Geographic Photo Contest. This one is by Dana Styber!
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Winnie the Pig had a date. A hot date. It was his first in weeks, and since he wasn’t about to go and blow it, he had to make sure everything was just right. So obviously, he brought in reinforcements:
Listen, if it was your intention to bathe in Drakkar Noir and possibly kill your date with cheesiness, then you exceeded expectations. I mean, I think my nose may have stopped twitching.
Here’s the thing: It looks like Arthur Fonzarelli took a greased comb to your hair, and yet it doesn’t occur to you to pluck a nose hair? It’s surprising considering they’re practically hindering your eyesight.
Here’s to the partnership, Maria L.
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Dude A “Did you see that donkey’s ears??”
Dude B “Yeah, they were ridiculous.”
Dude A “Nah, they were redonkulous!”
There’s your answer Justine W.
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I like pig butts and I cannot lie,
You other animals can’t deny
When the pigs walk in with those double-decker ‘tocks
I go “squee” when I see them hocks…
Oh, Sarah L. we wanna get wit’cha / ’cause we like yo pit’cha!
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Their fall from Hollywood elite was shocking and swift, but they did what was necessary to pay the bills. Given, their new gig is a little depressing, but at least they headline on Wednesdays as the male revue “Everything but the Oink”. It’s no summer blockbuster, but they make the best of it. Wilbur, Babe, and Piglet always do.
Erewhay areway ethay eglay armersway, Echo L.?
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Attention all pigs! There is an elevated risk of a deadly strain of “girl flu.” If not treated early, girl flu can lead to death, or in extreme cases, cooties. Pigs are urged to avoid prolonged contact with girls, and also avoid activities which may weaken the immune system, such as shopping or watching romantic comedies.
Did somebody lose a bet, Florence A.?
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1. Are permed foreheads in this season?
2. Did I leave the iron on?
3. Worsted wool or Mohair? WHICH MAKES THE BEST SWEATEUW!?
Julie O. says the fine folks at FiberFarm had a Big essay contest. Stay tuned for the results.
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Relax and let your cares wash away, as our talented farmer/massage specialists pamper your little piggy body with our exclusive immersion treatment…
This could spark a new trend in pool toys, Chris H.
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We love the little critters when they’re scampering about — but sometimes they scamper straight into trouble. Never fear, however; as Animals in Casts demonstrates, whatever doesn’t kill you makes you cuter:
Found by Jessica T.
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