I’m a Scary Halloween Ghost! Boo!

Oooooo, you’d better ru-u-u-u-un! Look at me floating, so sca-a-a-a-ary! Oooo-EEE-oooo, I’m coming for yo-o-o — yeah, okay, I just fell into some white stuff, trying to make it work for me, all right?

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What’s Russian for “Get the Crisco”?

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  1. Start video
  2. Place finger in cheek
  3. At 1:14, make “pop” noise
  4. Repeat at 1:30

Yes, it’s a prairie dog stuck in its own hole. Time to hit the treadmill, Chuck.

A Tearful Confession

“All right, I admit it — I’m a… a boxhead. For years I kept it from you, where I would go late at night, I was with my fellow boxheads, the one place where I could truly be myself. You don’t know what it feels like, day after day, to see boxes everywhere and know that they want you, need you. Well, I’m not going to live this lie any longer! I’m a boxhead and I’m proud!

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“I hear my cat crying in the bathroom, walking in, I see this,” says Redditor something_something1.

Well, There Goes the Endorsement Deal

… and as the swimmers approach the starting block, we can see Harold Flanderblort, the favorite in this race. Flanderblort, top medalist in the summer games, considered by many to be one of the finest amateur dogpaddlers… And there’s the starter’s pistol… aaaaaannnnd…

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OK, Maybe Not That Foolproof

When you’ve got a monkey-sized thirst, don’t human around with ordinary sports drinks — drink Ook™, the thirst quencher made for monkeys on the move. Now available in foolproof easy-open six-ounce bottle.

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Spotted in India by Flickerator haiderali4496.

On Your Mark, Get Set, FAIL

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Via Reddit.

Is There a Light at the End of This Tunnel?

Let’s hope so, ’cause the hamster at the other end isn’t very bright.

Don’t Drop the Nut

(OK, you’re almost home, just don’t drop the nut. In fact, don’t even think “don’t drop the nut,” because if you keep thinking “don’t drop the nut,” then you’ll get scared that you’ll drop the nut, and that’ll make you drop the nut.)


(But wait, if I tell myself not to think “don’t drop the nut,” then I really am thinking “don’t drop the nut,” because I can still hear “don’t drop the nut” in my head, which is what I don’t want, because I might drop the… ARRGH DARNIT DARNIT!)


Via traveling.lunas.

I Love the Smell of Fail in the Morning

When a covert job requires ultimate stealth and skill, the kittens of Fail Team Six are there. No hiding place is beyond their reach, and their only enemy… is gravity.

Sender-inner Hilary K. says: “Ok admittedly, some of these kinda freaked me out (like the cat on the roof! OMG is he ok?!) but so many of them are just too funny to pass up!”

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