This Is Everybody’s Monday Everywhere

You come in to work, you have your coffee, you spend a couple of minutes looking at Teh Qte, and then you get down to work. And that’s when everything goes wrong.

Bored of the Rings

You know, the rings just aren’t my event. I’m more of a floor exercise kind of guy.


Via Reddit.

Fail: It’s What’s For Dinner

Apparently, what this new-fangled fancy-pants food dispenser really needs to dispense is some wisdom.


Via Daily Pics and Flicks.

I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

a84HZFdProblem? I ain’t got no problem, man. I can quit anytime I want.

“When I was done laughing and taking pictures, I helped him clean his beard,” says Redditor K1774B.

The Not-so-Sweet Smell of FAIL

All I wanted to do with that skunk was have a frank exchange of viewpoints. But no, Mr. Skunk wanted to exchange something else instead. Why can’t folks just agree to disagree?


Via Mike Mozart.

I’m a Scary Halloween Ghost! Boo!

Oooooo, you’d better ru-u-u-u-un! Look at me floating, so sca-a-a-a-ary! Oooo-EEE-oooo, I’m coming for yo-o-o — yeah, okay, I just fell into some white stuff, trying to make it work for me, all right?


What’s Russian for “Get the Crisco”?


  1. Start video
  2. Place finger in cheek
  3. At 1:14, make “pop” noise
  4. Repeat at 1:30

Yes, it’s a prairie dog stuck in its own hole. Time to hit the treadmill, Chuck.

A Tearful Confession

“All right, I admit it — I’m a… a boxhead. For years I kept it from you, where I would go late at night, I was with my fellow boxheads, the one place where I could truly be myself. You don’t know what it feels like, day after day, to see boxes everywhere and know that they want you, need you. Well, I’m not going to live this lie any longer! I’m a boxhead and I’m proud!


“I hear my cat crying in the bathroom, walking in, I see this,” says Redditor something_something1.

Well, There Goes the Endorsement Deal

… and as the swimmers approach the starting block, we can see Harold Flanderblort, the favorite in this race. Flanderblort, top medalist in the summer games, considered by many to be one of the finest amateur dogpaddlers… And there’s the starter’s pistol… aaaaaannnnd…


OK, Maybe Not That Foolproof

When you’ve got a monkey-sized thirst, don’t human around with ordinary sports drinks — drink Ook™, the thirst quencher made for monkeys on the move. Now available in foolproof easy-open six-ounce bottle.


Spotted in India by Flickerator haiderali4496.


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