Oh, you may think you can withstand lethal amounts of cuteness. You’ve endured lorises being tickled, otters holding hands, pandas somersaulting, and walked away with nothing but a facial tic and a two-point drop in IQ. But be warned — nothing you have seen can prepare you for… Cricket.
Unleashed upon an unsuspecting world by Annie M.
I told him to wait here with the others, and now he’s wandered off… Oh, there he is.
Ya’ll remember Trapezoid Head right!? Well he’s BACK to congratulate the Best in Show pup winner: a five-year-old Scottish Deerhound named Hickory. Check out all the contestants here, and our FAVORITE HERE OMG.
Thanks to original sender-inner Kerry L. and the Chicago Tribune photographer Kuni Takahashi.
“This is a GAME OF INCHES, Men. This is NOT the practice wheel—this is the effing SUPERBOWL. Kick off is in five minutes—Now go balls out to make it the best damn day of your life.”
Kiss your wife like it would be the last time, and GO GO GO!
They finally caught up with Vito “Babyface” Catalano. He’s doin’ time now, for leaving the scene of an accident.
There’s a good chance of time off for good behavior, Sarah!
Corgi signal strength on left: good
Corgi signal strength on right: not so good
Another great submishe by Ant over at Ant’s Quality Foraged Links. Go puppies go by manyfires
In icy Nosevember, as the west wind blows
As mercury plummets and shutters close
As candles flicker their final throes
What lurks nearby, do you suppose?
From highs or lows, in grim repose
Its steady, strident sniffing grows
Like tell-tale hearts in tales of Poe’s
And where it comes from, no one knows.
So heed this warning, to all those
Who seek out warmth for frozen toes
Where icy moistness sometimes goes,
Beware the chill of … THE LURKING NOSE!
Nosevember poetry by our very own NTMTOM. Warm thanks to Kirsten S.(top photo) And The Dog Got Curious… by Michelle in Ireland. (middle photo) and FUNNIEST CLOSEUP by unaerica. (bottom photo.)
Um, Sender-Inner Vivian W., I don’t know HOW you managed to capture your hamster’s ‘tocks so perfectly. I mean look at this specimen!
And, turn to the right [say in police officer voice]
These pics should obvy be outlawed, with you under arrest!
Welcome to ‘Tocktober, People. Now put on your Bonnie Raitt wig (I know you have one) and sing it with me!
Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?
And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…
‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,
You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?
I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.
Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…
Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]
A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love
Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love
How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..
Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.
Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-’Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.
There are no shortcuts to Enlightenment, young student. In my quest for answers, long have I sat upon this rock…
This is a Vizcacha, says Susan H., who found more pics and a video The Featured Creature.
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