He’s smaller than a cat, he can’t climb stairs! He just wants to be loffed.
Some folks have yet to meet the most anerabuhl house pig in the world. For those folks, here you go:
Mischa M. reminded moi about this one and it’s an overdue Encore Presentayshe™.
Instructions: 1. Press play; 2. Go “awww”; 3. Repeat.
#10: Sleepy Puppy Talking
Sure, a talking porcupine is exotic, but this cute little pup has a bigger vocabulary. As sender-inner Brinke G. recommended, turn up your speakers for this one.
People, this year’s Top Ten Cutest Photos list blows 2010 and 2009 AWAY—see for yourselfs. This morning, we checked the Xtreme Cute Overload Stat-o-Meter™ which tracks every post, checks the amount of screeching per image, and reports back. Then we know we got ya. Based on that metering system, and without further ado, here are the Top Ten Photos of 2011.
Cue the Cute Lang Syne music!
Just when we thought Red Goose Shoes went out of business decades ago, they go and make a comeback. Sender-inner Rebecca B. explains:
These nice folks were staying with us at the St. Francis Inn in St. Augustine, FL. They let me photograph their pet goose, who goes by the name of “Gator.”
While walking alongside his owners in urban or suburban areas, Gator often has to cross many blocks of asphalt and concrete. All that rough terrain takes a toll on his feet, so his people commissioned a special pair of Teva sandals for their bird.
They say it’s totally worth the expense, and Gator seems to like the shoes just fine …
… though sometimes it looks like he “marches” more than he walks. Very deliberate steps.
According a story floating around the Internets, this little ginger foster kitten named Cheech was introduced to a teeny tiny five-day old orphaned chihuahua puppy named Casanova.
Cheech took to the little puppy, immediately grooming and cleaning him.
The puppy responded to his every touch, snuggling up to his new friend like a pup to his mother.
When Cheech was tired, he would climb into the puppy’s box and cuddle, sharing the heating blanket.
To Cheech, he was “his” puppy and best friend.
You have GOT to be kidding me [cross-eyed head tilt], Holly F. Photos may be by Kimberly J, we’re not sure…
[ooh ooh, lookit who popped up in the comments! the original story!]
For your Caturday pleasure, this is an encore Presentayshe of Meme, originally posted April 2008.
There are really no sufficient words to accurately describe the proshness you are about to witness. Rest-assured the Japanese [shaking fist to sky] beat us AGAIN on this one. This time with the delectable dollop named “Memebon”
See a LOT more of Memebon, her family and tons of merch over at Memebon.jp 
OBOY OBOY HERE I GO HYUP HYUP LEMMIE ATTEM HERP DERP
HUFFA PUFFA WAIT FER ME CHUFFA CHUFFA WHEEZE
BLARRFLE NARFLE FLAPPITY-FLAFFLE MARGLE PLEARF BLAP
Submitterated by Mischa M. More poise and grace here.
Kitten Planking! IT’S THE NEW OWLING! TEAPOTTING!
Elizabeth V., you are a TRENDSETTER
(…is also the tiniest hoofer, schnozzle and ear flaps coincidentally.)
You absolutely must click to see the other shot of this piglet by whisker snaps photo.
Redonk. Scroll down for proshness:
Sender-Inner Megan B. likes things in triplicate to be safe. Photo by Wombatarama.
One day, [dreamily] ferrets won’t be seen just as furry knee socks with eyes, or hammock-dwelling, mischievous ne’er do-wells!
No! [shifts anerable feets] we ferrets will stand up and — Mmm, delicious blankie — lead other Pocket Pets by example!
No more shoe stealing, constant cat swiping or hiding under bed covers surprising humans when they least expect eet! —Yawn—
That day will come, Claire. It will.
For the record:
1. Yes, I am biased because I have (and adore) Italian Greyhounds
2. Yes, I am biased because I love Star Wars
3. Yes, I am biased because I appreciate my local “inspiration” for AT-ATs
Still, you cannot deny this remains the best Halloween pet costume you’ve seen since “Croc Munches Pup“
Inspiring work, Katie M.! Pup “Bones” has a FaceBook page, natch.
Step 1: Locate Cub. Snorf cub neck to determine if said cub is indeed the correct cub that needs a pickin’ (up.)
Step 2: Brace self with nearby log (or chair leg) for support
Step 3: Grip cub firmly with patented Double-Wrap-Around-Huggular-Neck-Chomp-n-Claw™ motion!
Step 4: If cub grip loosens, perform extra snarfing action at nape of neck
Step 5: Finally, carry cub around like you own the place!
Oh and, try not to swing the baby to and fro, it’s bad form.
Cuteporter Sarah A. discovered these gems by RomeoOliverPool.
So there you have it, the Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2011. We hope your mind is sufficiently blown. Our Stat-o-meter™ will register it, you cannot hide!
Don’t miss the older (but in no way better!) Top Tens!
Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2010
Top Ten Cutest Videos of 2010
Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2009
I can’t for the life of me find 2008! Anyone in the comments let me know!
Top Ten Cutest Photos of 2007
Der teh der. Will juuuuust take a moment.
Ding! Tanguera, they’re…ready?
Sender-Inner Julie R. *just* caught her kitten planking on dee cowsche:
At least this kitten has skills…
At least she’s better at it that *these* hoodlums!
MARY! MARY! Are you all right!?!?!?
OMG, NICE mauled crêche set, Susan D.
Kiara (the pekingese) and Arwen (the chihuahua) sharing a rawhide stick for Thanksgiving. Let’s give them a round of applause for not yipping at each other for a whole 2 minutos.
S.R., [holding out the wishbone in your general direction] Make a wish!
… we know by the setting of the sun.
But there’s time for one more ‘tock, we see,
As snapped by Terry in D.C.
We thank all sender-inning folks
For giving us the butts of jokes.
But one month’s far too much confinement
So send more ‘tocks; that’s your assignment.
You may have noticed it’s ‘Tocktober, People. We’ve had many insistent requests to acknowledge October as we have for years—WITH ‘TOCKS!
Now put on your Bonnie Raitt wig (I know you have one) and sing it with me!
Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?
And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…
‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,
You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?
I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.
Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…
Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]
A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love
Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love
How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..
Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.
Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-’Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.
For your Caturday pleasure, this is an encore Presentayshe of Meme, originally posted April 2008.
There are really no sufficient words to accurately describe the proshness you are about to witness. Rest-assured the Japanese [shaking fist to sky] beat us AGAIN on this one. This time with the delectable dollop named “Memebon”
[drum roll]
See a LOT more of Memebon, her family and tons of merch over at Memebon.jp
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