Merry Maru-Mas

His Thickness and Assistant Hana would like to wish everyone a very Merry Maru-Mas!

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And here’s an Encore Presentayshe of last year’s video greeting.

THIS JUST IN: Teddy Bear’s Christmas Treat (Updated!)

Santa Claus has delivered an early Christmas treat for everyone’s favorite talking porcupine.

Here’s a behind the scenes look, too:

And here’s an Encore Presentayshe of TB also in Christmas Mode:

Update!

You asked for a Teddy Bear ring tone for your phone- get it here! Just clickee the link for the MP3.

Teddy Bear Ring Tone

It’s Monkey Day!

(Today is the perfect day for this Meg Encore Presentaysh- Baby Nala: The Cutest McMonkersons you will ever see!)

BRACE YOURSELFS!


I mean REALLY BRACE YOURSELFS!


AND NOW: BATHING WITH A STUFFED ANI-PAL

AND NOW: HANGING WITH FRIENNNDS:


AND NOW I WILL STEECK MY TONGUE OUT FOR GOOD MEASURES

One Year Later

C.O. and Greyball The Kitteh remember those who lost their lives at Sandy Hook Elementary.

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From The Furrtographer via Wonder Cat Rescue.

Contest Winners Announced Tomorrow!

At precisely 9am Pacific Time! Thank you to everyone who sent in an entry- we’re gonna sort through the hundreds of images now. (Your photo might still run this month, just outside of the contest time-frame.) Meanwhile, this Meg Encore Presentayshe should just about hold you over ’til The Big Announcement.


Not yet?


Well, Boo.


Betsy W. teamed up with photographer Ryan Benyi for these awesome shots.

Tongues: Regulation Disapproval Equipment

Overheard at a store last week from little boy riding on Dad’s shoulders, “Daddy, do bunnies have tongues?” ..beat.. (Dad’s not sure! Customers hold their breath.) …..”Yes, son, bunnies have tongues.” (whew)

These are for you, cute kid (and Dad), wherever you are:

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Via jpockeleRealm of SleepDisapproving Rabbits.

Don’t Forget To “Fall Back” Tonight

Set those clocks back tonight before you go to sleep (in certain areas) just like Thing One & Two did!

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I’m a Little Teapot, Trick or Treat…

Now I just need some cups — peanut butter cups, if you got’em!


Via Reddit.

ULTIMATE ‘Tocktober Post ALERT

One day left in ‘Tocktober, and this email just came ZOOMIN’ in. (Better late than nevah.) “I got this suggestion in the YouTube player after watching the Clevah Wombat video,” says Cuteporter Bruno G. “Soooo fitting for ‘Tocktober!”

Got that right, Goozak.

And as long as we’re here, will you gaze at THESE ‘Tocks, from RocketNews24! (Hushed reverential tones: “They must be TWENTY FEET TALL!!”)

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Maddie, U Don’t WEAR It, U CARVE It.

Maddie The Coonhound with her OWN spin on Halloween.

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Maddie, did you get your costume at Costco?

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