[Son] OK, Dad.
They can’t all be winners, Zeki. Via China Daily.
No really. You shouldn’t have.
I didn’t need that Star Trek bottle opener.
It’s great, Son, really. It’s better than a bacon plush—really.
No, no, thank you! It’s… unique!
No, no, I really like it.
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Original post here, from back when I was first getting weird in the comments section.
As if newborn wildlife didn’t have enough challenges, every spring brings new life and in some places it also brings wildfire season. Luckily, rescuers provided a safe haven for this rare pair!
We didn’t start the fire.
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it.
We’re rekindling an old flame from the 2009 Jesusita fire near Santa Barbara, CA. The 3 week old bobcat kitten and 3 day old fawn were taken to a dispatch office by California animal rescuers who had nowhere else to keep them.
Polly wants a cracker my tocks! Birds are doing it for themselves.
Tony Hawk’s got nothin’ on this bird.
Give Martha Stewart the bird, cuz this one can wing a gourmet meal in no time!
I don’t give a flock what anyone thinks, these birds are amazing, Simone M.
Let it be hereby decreed, Corgis are cute! Anyone who says otherwise shall be banished from the kingdom forevah!
Also, Corgis are royal, and you are not.
A spot of tea and thee.
I say rathah cute don’t you think. Quite, quite.
Cheers to all our British peeps celebrating the Queen’s Jubilee! These crowning moments were brought to you by Getty Images, Andrew C./AFP, and Kim S., who says Sookie the pup isn’t really sad, she just looks that way…
During the war in Afghanistan, three US marine soldiers took on a special mission: Rescue some of the war’s smallest and cutest victims. According to the blog Unique Scoop, two orphaned kittens have been shipped stateside to loving homes.
We salute you, anonymous sender-inner.