Bunday Disapproval

This—what do you call it?—meelk?—is TÉRRIBLÉ!

Mary C., from Animal Advocates, sent this lil’ wild bun in.

Red, White and Blue LITERALLY

Happy American Independence Day, Everyone! Enjoy some…
Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

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Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

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Photo credits: (RED) this little raspberry … by jude. (WHITE) Pearl Winter White Dwarf Hamster via Wikipedia. (BLUE) name our puppy // Done! by chadmiller. (RED) Baby Fox by these are only words. (WHITE) Polo the Chow 20 byadrianrhys. (BLUE) 黑枕逆彩 by John&Fish. (RED) Stolen puppy, riding home by Glynnis Ritchie.  (WHITE) Anerable white kitten sent in by Karen M. via Piccat. (BLUE) Poison Dart Frog of the blue variety by ucumari.

How I Met Your Father

“Lordy me, that picture takes me back.  It was at the Rotary Club picnic, and there was this boy — and I swear he must have followed us the whole afternoon, working up his nerve.  Finally he comes up to me — and of course he was much thinner then, dont’cha know, and he still had all his fur — and he just stands there, staring.

“Well, after a few minutes of this, I give up and turn to get some more tuna casserole, and he just up and bites me on the tail!  Right in front of everybody!  And well, of course I’m just madder than I-don’t-know-what-all, and I’m about to haul off and slug him, when I get a look into his eyes.  And it was like they were pleading with me: Don’t go.

CHOMP!

“And I figured, if a feller wants a girl bad enough to bite her on the tail, he must want her awful bad.  That was forty-seven years ago, and we been together ever since.  Missed the fireworks and everything.

“Well, not entirely.”

AWWWW!

Thanks for the memories, Dia H.

Father Knows Zilch

I’ve been so preoccupied with work I feel like I’ve missed out on your childhood, Roger.

My name’s Sam!

Well, it’s about time we talked about girls. You got any ideas?

I am a girl!


The family that prairie dogs together stays together, Eric V.

Oh, and gas up the car before you come back

[Son] OK, Dad.


Antarctica, november 2007 is by Martha de Jong-Lantink. Happy Father’s Day to the BEST DAD OUT THERE, my very own Pops. XOXOXOXOXOX!

You’re a weasel—JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

Sigh.

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They can’t all be winners, Zeki. Via China Daily.

Father’s Day Ties

No really. You shouldn’t have.

Really.


I didn’t need that Star Trek bottle opener.


It’s great, Son, really. It’s better than a bacon plush—really.


No, no, thank you! It’s… unique!


No, no, I really like it.

Secretary, take a memo: Cat hates tie. by ,,,^..^,,,. The sunny tie by bnims. Kitten in a necktie via cattbutthole Kitten in bowtie via Tie Cats. Scottish Fold wearing a tie via The Internets.

Try New HamTrex Nighttime Formula!

Dosage: One spoonful of HamTrex™ Nighttime Formula before bedtime. For occasional use only as directed. Side effects may include itching, scaling, dry mouth, bed head, morning breath, memory loss, memory loss, tennis elbow, brain freeze, the heebie jeebies, memory loss, the rockin’ pneumonia and/or the boogie woogie flu, an uncontrollable urge to describe all objects as “iddy biddy cutie wootie” regardless of size, and memory loss. If HamTrex Nighttime Formula supplicates itself before you, as if begging the tender mercies of a vengeful god, discontinue use.


Original post here, from back when I was first getting weird in the comments section.

In Case of Fire Use Stares

As if newborn wildlife didn’t have enough challenges, every spring brings new life and in some places it also brings wildfire season. Luckily, rescuers provided a safe haven for this rare pair!

We didn’t start the fire.


No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it.


We’re rekindling an old flame from the 2009 Jesusita fire near Santa Barbara, CA. The 3 week old bobcat kitten and 3 day old fawn were taken to a dispatch office by California animal rescuers who had nowhere else to keep them.

Hey Peeps – Bird Is The Word!

Polly wants a cracker my tocks! Birds are doing it for themselves.


Tony Hawk’s got nothin’ on this bird.


Give Martha Stewart the bird, cuz this one can wing a gourmet meal in no time!


I don’t give a flock what anyone thinks, these birds are amazing, Simone M.

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