Father Knows Zilch

I’ve been so preoccupied with work I feel like I’ve missed out on your childhood, Roger.

My name’s Sam!

Well, it’s about time we talked about girls. You got any ideas?

I am a girl!


The family that prairie dogs together stays together, Eric V.

Oh, and gas up the car before you come back

[Son] OK, Dad.


Antarctica, november 2007 is by Martha de Jong-Lantink. Happy Father’s Day to the BEST DAD OUT THERE, my very own Pops. XOXOXOXOXOX!

You’re a weasel—JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

Sigh.

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They can’t all be winners, Zeki. Via China Daily.

Father’s Day Ties

No really. You shouldn’t have.

Really.


I didn’t need that Star Trek bottle opener.


It’s great, Son, really. It’s better than a bacon plush—really.


No, no, thank you! It’s… unique!


No, no, I really like it.

Secretary, take a memo: Cat hates tie. by ,,,^..^,,,. The sunny tie by bnims. Kitten in a necktie via cattbutthole Kitten in bowtie via Tie Cats. Scottish Fold wearing a tie via The Internets.

Try New HamTrex Nighttime Formula!

Dosage: One spoonful of HamTrex™ Nighttime Formula before bedtime. For occasional use only as directed. Side effects may include itching, scaling, dry mouth, bed head, morning breath, memory loss, memory loss, tennis elbow, brain freeze, the heebie jeebies, memory loss, the rockin’ pneumonia and/or the boogie woogie flu, an uncontrollable urge to describe all objects as “iddy biddy cutie wootie” regardless of size, and memory loss. If HamTrex Nighttime Formula supplicates itself before you, as if begging the tender mercies of a vengeful god, discontinue use.


Original post here, from back when I was first getting weird in the comments section.

In Case of Fire Use Stares

As if newborn wildlife didn’t have enough challenges, every spring brings new life and in some places it also brings wildfire season. Luckily, rescuers provided a safe haven for this rare pair!

We didn’t start the fire.


No we didn’t light it

But we tried to fight it.


We’re rekindling an old flame from the 2009 Jesusita fire near Santa Barbara, CA. The 3 week old bobcat kitten and 3 day old fawn were taken to a dispatch office by California animal rescuers who had nowhere else to keep them.

Hey Peeps – Bird Is The Word!

Polly wants a cracker my tocks! Birds are doing it for themselves.


Tony Hawk’s got nothin’ on this bird.


Give Martha Stewart the bird, cuz this one can wing a gourmet meal in no time!


I don’t give a flock what anyone thinks, these birds are amazing, Simone M.

Dog Save the Queen

Let it be hereby decreed, Corgis are cute! Anyone who says otherwise shall be banished from the kingdom forevah!

Also, Corgis are royal, and you are not.


A spot of tea and thee.


I say rathah cute don’t you think. Quite, quite.


Humph.


Harrrumph.


Harrruuuuuuumph.


Smashing!


Cheers to all our British peeps celebrating the Queen’s Jubilee! These crowning moments were brought to you by Getty Images, Andrew C./AFP, and Kim S., who says Sookie the pup isn’t really sad, she just looks that way…

Search and ResQte

During the war in Afghanistan, three US marine soldiers took on a special mission: Rescue some of the war’s smallest and cutest victims. According to the blog Unique Scoop, two orphaned kittens have been shipped stateside to loving homes.

We salute you, anonymous sender-inner.

Vintage G’day

Australia, 1942:  A visiting American soldier comments on how much smaller the rats are compared to his native Brooklyn.

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More classic cuteness from Flickr Commons.

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