No, Mr. Bond…

(Strokes chin thoughtfully with tail)…I expect you to die!

Reddit submish by Kronson, and totally stole borrowed the 007 bit from commentator “Joe The Bob.”

Friday Haiku: HI THERE!

Seven cups a day

My blood type is espresso

And I feel grande’!


Perk ya later, Jason Lazerda.

Gesundhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Are sneezes scary? Just ask the subjects of these videos.

Or maybe these two are just scaredy cats. Er, elephants. You know what I mean, The Pet Collective and kikicat25!

Introducing Mac OSX Maru

We’ve shipped Panther, Tiger, Leopard, and Lion. And we’re proud of those achievements.

Oh…one more thing.

Introducing the Mac OSX Maru. It’s most ambitious OS ever. More features. Fewer hairballs. Just incredible. [hands clasped]

This completely hypothetical OS and encore presentayshe is from Maru’s many fans on The McFacebookersons, natch.

Namaste.

Bunday OVERLOAD

You thought Bunday was over!

But…it’s not!

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You must!

Choke down!

More Bunday bunnies!

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More pink schnozzles! with quivering leeps!

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OPEN WIDE!!!

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I blame this Bun-O-verload on Bee Honeydew.

Your Bunday offering, Suh [head bow]

When their paws are up, they slide down your froat easier.


No please, you first, Jordan P.

Blockbuster Bunday Bonanza!!!

It’s a Bunday Bonanza, People. watch as we get all lapin-style on you!

First up we have “Desdemona”, a bunny and cookie thief.

Desdemona is all: “C” is for Cookie:

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Next, Genius photographer Tanja Askani captured this teeny bunny tongue, why she is licking a rope we do not know:

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Followed by:

I shall KEES you.

Yes, I weel.

And you shall LIKE EET.

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Next up is the classic “Watership Down” moment.

Imagine that you’re in this field, and this teeeeny bunny comes up to you, and she’s all; “Come with me! I’ll show you the secret bunny burrow—we’ll be safe there! But we must hurry!”

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And lastly: A Virtual Sea of BUNNEHS. Swim!!! SWIM, PEOPLE!!!!

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This Bunday Bonanza originally compiled by Dear Theo. Photos by Kem Sypher, Tanja Askani, Kuki, Sender-Inner Emily M. and Joice.

Bunday Disapproval

This—what do you call it?—meelk?—is TÉRRIBLÉ!

Mary C., from Animal Advocates, sent this lil’ wild bun in.

Red, White and Blue LITERALLY

Happy American Independence Day, Everyone! Enjoy some…
Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

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Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

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Photo credits: (RED) this little raspberry … by jude. (WHITE) Pearl Winter White Dwarf Hamster via Wikipedia. (BLUE) name our puppy // Done! by chadmiller. (RED) Baby Fox by these are only words. (WHITE) Polo the Chow 20 byadrianrhys. (BLUE) 黑枕逆彩 by John&Fish. (RED) Stolen puppy, riding home by Glynnis Ritchie.  (WHITE) Anerable white kitten sent in by Karen M. via Piccat. (BLUE) Poison Dart Frog of the blue variety by ucumari.

How I Met Your Father

“Lordy me, that picture takes me back.  It was at the Rotary Club picnic, and there was this boy — and I swear he must have followed us the whole afternoon, working up his nerve.  Finally he comes up to me — and of course he was much thinner then, dont’cha know, and he still had all his fur — and he just stands there, staring.

“Well, after a few minutes of this, I give up and turn to get some more tuna casserole, and he just up and bites me on the tail!  Right in front of everybody!  And well, of course I’m just madder than I-don’t-know-what-all, and I’m about to haul off and slug him, when I get a look into his eyes.  And it was like they were pleading with me: Don’t go.

CHOMP!

“And I figured, if a feller wants a girl bad enough to bite her on the tail, he must want her awful bad.  That was forty-seven years ago, and we been together ever since.  Missed the fireworks and everything.

“Well, not entirely.”

AWWWW!

Thanks for the memories, Dia H.

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