Caturday: The Most Patient Cat in the World

Watch as this baby (named Ryouga) attempts to nommify patient kitteh Mao’s tail:

Thanks, Maonooya.

Then We’ll Huff and We’ll Puff…


Old Mother Goose could learn a few things from you, Willya!

Bambi: The Sequel

We’ve seen this little lady before. If anyone is worth of an encore presentayshe, she is. May be the cutest little puppeh that the world has ever seen.


Book ‘em, Soggy Dan-O!

Best Minute Twenty You’ll Spend Today

Without question, I would trade places with this guy in a second. How much will it cost to make this happen, just give me the number.

Encore Presentayshe™ from Breezy8297.

Kitty Binky

When I’m scared or lonely, I take my big bushy tail and pop it in my gob. Voilaá! Instant comfort.


This picture pacifies me, Shmyks!

Sleeping… Beauty!?

You *must* crank the audio for the serious schnozzle action on this one:

Hey Runyaga. Stay away from magic spindles.

No, Mr. Bond…

(Strokes chin thoughtfully with tail)…I expect you to die!

Reddit submish by Kronson, and totally stole borrowed the 007 bit from commentator “Joe The Bob.”

Friday Haiku: HI THERE!

Seven cups a day

My blood type is espresso

And I feel grande’!


Perk ya later, Jason Lazerda.

Gesundhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Are sneezes scary? Just ask the subjects of these videos.

Or maybe these two are just scaredy cats. Er, elephants. You know what I mean, The Pet Collective and kikicat25!

Introducing Mac OSX Maru

We’ve shipped Panther, Tiger, Leopard, and Lion. And we’re proud of those achievements.

Oh…one more thing.

Introducing the Mac OSX Maru. It’s most ambitious OS ever. More features. Fewer hairballs. Just incredible. [hands clasped]

This completely hypothetical OS and encore presentayshe is from Maru’s many fans on The McFacebookersons, natch.

Namaste.

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