Ryan Seacrest on a plate

Writes Sender Inner Hillary D.; “This my my dwarf hamster. His name is Ryan Seacrest and he is a tasty snack.”

Well obvy, Hillary.

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Hee! Pass the butter. Hamsters are nothing but butter-delivery vehicles anyway.

Awesome [hic!] parteh

This [hic!] parteh was sthoooooo awethsome [hic] wonder if there’s any cake lefts… [brik!]

Hey, Man—pass the cupcakes.

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Ain’t nuthin’ but a hamsteh parteh, Nicole O.

Hurry UP Dude

Pup: Dude, I got my eating scarf on and everything. HURRY IT UP with those Snausages [That's Snausages In a Blanket -Ed.] Do you think I have all night?

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Molly W., I never thought you’d like like your dog either. [Shaking head] Don’t make me file this under “Matchingks.”

Wot up, from P-Dizzawg

Wot up, P-Dawg in the Zizzle (as in, I’m shoutin’ out from the SF ‘Zoo‘, Dudes)

Yep, gettin’ my poe-tay-toe on*. [Furiously eats and shreds]

Gotta go—I gotta hot date with a flamingo—we’re going to the Penguin feeding.

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* I think that’s a potato!

Gracias to San Francisco Zoo Peep Kelly W.

“Not much, chillin’ with ma Peeps.”

“Yeah, Baby, I’m just hanging out—just me and the bros….”

“Yeah, it’s all nine of us.”

“Yeah.” [puts paw over the phone] “SHUT UP! I’m trying to talk to Sandra, Dudes!”

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Elana, nice pile.

Debauchery Friday: Heady nibblage

Wook Bun one: Dewd—this is some gooood nibblage.
Wook Bun two: Let’s go find those cupcakes, Brah…

[Ten minutes pass by]

Wook Bun one: Huh…?

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Sage Angel, if that IS your real name—this is obviously for medicinal purposes.

Unbelievable munchies

Dood, I know, I know, the drum circle can WAIT, MAN! It’s all about these cupcakes right now. wooooo! who MADE these!? They’re like, organic or something. They are GREAT, man!

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Delicious, smeared props to “Poison” Evy ;)

Dude, turn that light off!

You think I have too much time on my hands? Get a load of this “Skwerl” site—it’s brilliant—especially if you agree we’re all “IN THE CLUTCHES OF SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION.”

Here’s a prosh baby one for you too:

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Squirrel: Baroo?  Thanks, Paul H.!

Dude, what’s up.

Dude, What?

Why did you turn on the light? Just—

Look. I cannot deal with you right now. Look—I’m going back to sleep.

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If you’re not gonna turn the light off, I’m gonna go get something to eat. I’m just gonna chill by the bowl.

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Man.

I wonder how my MySpace is doing.

I gotta update that mofo. I’ve got friends on it and everything. Like 83 friends, man. It’s awesome.

Yeah.

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Thanks, Oliver D. and Jill!

Dude, I’m Audi

So dude, thanks for having me over—your Superbowl parties are always great. [high five] I gotta get home—I got a thing. Yeah.

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So, yep, I’ll just be onnnnnnnnn muh way. Late!

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:) Ben T.!