Help me out, man

You want my boots, I’ll give you my boots. Anything, man. Just give me a little something to get me through the day…

"Oh. My. God. I die. That's bananas. Shut it down."

In no way do I mean to imply that your rescue cat has a meth problem, Suzi H.

Maru gets dronk as a skonk

Best moment is at 2:25. Yes you can fast-forward.

The only thing Maru loves more than boxes: cat-a-neep! Thanks Marianne H.

Awesome dreams, Man!

I was all skydiving into a vat of tuna when I suddenly woke up in the living room, Man!

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WHOOOOA Ela B.!

This is Not a Half-Pipe

Dude, you call this a half-pipe?  It’s, like, totally made of construction paper or something, and it’s not even big enough for my skateboard!  I’m, like, a professional athlete, dude, I don’t have time for this!

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Love the tongue, Jacqueline T.!

Oh Dude, I Am So Baked Right Now!

“Whoa, man… that was some righteous catnip, dude.  Do we have any more, like, Doritos or anything?”

Actually, I'm steamed, but, like, I'm too fried to care.

Like, thanks for the, uh,  picture and stuff, Diane D.

Dude what’s up.

Sure it’s a little gravel-y, but there’s a good view of women’s volleyball.

Alaskan Coastal Brown bear…..2, by Alan.V, spotted by alert Sender-Inner Chief Sister Officer.

Dude, I gotta practice my “Lady and the Tramp” moves

My Cocker Spaniel girlfriend LOVES that movie, and it’s my big chance with her tonight!!!

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Kathryn T., nice slurpage action.

BABE ALERT!

“Dude, check it out — total hottie at three o’clock!”
“Where?  Where? By the vending machines?”
“No, man!  Quick, you’re gonna miss her!
“I still can’t see any — OW, STOP PUSHING MY HEAD!”

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So, Karla A. — you come here often?

THIS JUST IN: Your midnight snack

[Handing you a napkin]

Mmmk, dig in while it’s warm and snuggleh. [Grabs chopsticks, dunks a puppeh]

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Back to bed now, Sender-Inners Julia and Keith M. Via this Japanese ass-kicking site.

The Hedge Abides

“Get to your places!” shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder, and people began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each other. The Dude thought he had never seen such a curious bowling alley in his life; it was all ridges and furrows; the balls were live hedgehogs, the pins mere inches tall, and the soldiers had to lie on their backs and puff air in a continuous stream, to make the hand-dryers.

The White Rabbit rolled first, failing to convert a seven-ten split. “Your toe was over the line!” bellowed the Queen, as she pulled a Walther P99 semi-automatic from her bowling bag. “You’re entering a world of pain! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”

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From Lebowski’s Adventures in Wonderland, p 63.

With apologies to Lewis Carroll, Joel and Ethan Coen, Brunswick Corporation, and of course sender-innerowski Anne H.

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