Slip me some flipper, brah! I haven’t seen you since we hatched, man! What was that, like, about a hundred years ago? Totally!
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Great Story. Can You Tell It Again?
September 21, 2011 By
Hi, I’m a Silkie. I used to be a cab driver in Manhattan. Now I am a musician. Everyone calls me Bob. I like to take daily walks around the lake. Mostly clockwise. I once went roller skating. Billy Joel is so under appreciated, don’t you think? For me, there is nothing like a good game of croquet. Or is it cricket? Either way, my grandmother was a great knitter. We are planning a funky dance party – perhaps with pimento loaf and mayo sandwiches, washed down with a nice Dom Perignon that daddy has been saving for just such an occasion…
You don’t say, Kim S.!
Bom ba dee da, bom ba dee da
August 19, 2011 By
Wah hey there, little lady. Ain’t you mighty purty now.
You new ’round this here town? What say you an’ me saddle up and go westward, ho?
Who you calling ‘ho’ Becky T.!?
Catmosphere
July 14, 2011 By
Catmosphere; The latest avant garde, experimental pseudo auteur film noir.
Idle, cool, disinterested protagonists’ dreamy melancholia narrated by random poetic voice-over with existential shadowy symbolism, shaky hand-held camera work, poor lighting, weird sound effects and shots of the same scene from nine different angles!
It was all a dream, Ghost and Halo. Visionary, Lauren!
Oi, where am I?
June 2, 2011 By
This isn’t Charing Cross Station! I need to get to the Leaky Cauldron.
Your plans have gone down the tubes, Bailey & Martha P.
Dog’s Best Friend
June 1, 2011 By
Man is a dog’s best friend; a reassuring buddy, a protector, a companion to improve confidence, a helper to feeling good and looking good, a partner who inspires model behavior.
No, oh wait… sorry… I’m thinking of cool fashion shades. Never mind.
Workin’ it!
Today’s vogue dogue ees Louis Vuitton! Merci, Brinke G.
Possum Poll Sum
May 17, 2011 By
Everybody can settle down now. Your votes have been calculated. Thank you.
Our accounting team and gathered pompoussumus dignitaries do declare:
At first you were like sweeet! Then you were like woah. Then you were like sweeeeet!
One Board Member was quoted to say; “You want a rule, People? Possums Rule!”
Exhibits A, B and C brought to you by Mary C., OTLM and Nokie’s Gang.
WAIT—Can possums be cute?
May 15, 2011 By
We’ve been vacillating in a quagmire of indecision for too long!
Help us, alert readers: are possums cute enough to deserve a Rule of Cuteness, or are they gnarly little ankle-biters!?
Even this possum seems a little on the fence about it.
Can possums be cute, pet photographer Mimi B.? Sender-inner PJ M. is undecided. Second photo by animal advocate Jessica B.
You Are The One
May 10, 2011 By
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”
It’s like MIB meets Elton John, Luke and Jessica F.
Why Pixar’s Live Action “RatCatouille” Never Came to Be
April 19, 2010 By
Remi’s every pull and push felt like delicate Swedish massage to Carl, and he fell deeper and deeper into a blissful, purr-filled sleep:
Dammit, feline! I will not go back to playing Templeton in Tarrytown’s Community Theater!
Licky’s big break came during the last scene of Scorsese’s “Departed”, Stacey L.
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