Meet Beast, a Hungarian sheepdog who happens to 1) Be able to levitate for extended periods, and 2) Owns a pair of hoomins named Zuckerberg. As in The Facebook. Below, Beast takes a nap on top of his other hoomin, Mrs. Z.
As you might have guessed, Beast has his own Facebook page, too.
P.S. Congratulations to the First Couple of Facebook!
Uh…I guess you DO.
And look closely. Juuuust a suggestion of some Prosh Underbite Action™ going on there, am I right?
Jim S. says, “This is Bettie ‘Louise’ Whitepaws Shumate (it helps to picture Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers to truly appreciate the “Louise” in her name.) Her momma was a puggle, and her daddy just had to have more than a little chihuahua in him. She loves naps, chips and anything shreddable. She Side-Eyes like a pro, loves to cross her paws and and chews more powerfully than any large dog we’ve ever had.”
[You gonna learn how to-a make-a da BEST-A PEAT-SA PIE-A you EFFER tasted, no? Come, I show you now.]
“I’m in the kitchen. I don’t see any Tater Tots™. Wait a minute. Someone looks guilty. Hold on. Ralph? Get over here STAT.”
[I is gonna go over and BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP dis guy on the nose and see what happens. I hope he doesn’t get fierce or something.]
(Video from HelloU Facebook.)
Last Friday night, the World’s
Ugliest Cutest Dog was chosen in Petaluma, CA. Quasi Modo won the title, and as part of the prize package, got to head downstate to Hollywood for a makeover from the Jimmy Kimmel show and…Ruff Lauren. Here’s how it went!
[I’m BEGGIN’ ya. Just another hour. Me and the cat were up ’til three this morning playing strip poker. Let’s just say ONE of us is missing their collar.]
“Jax, my 11 month old German Shorthaired Pointer, doesn’t like mornings when the alarm goes off, ‘Can I please just sleep for another hour?’ Pictures taken by my husband, Joe Hicks Images.” -Brenda M.