Headline THIS: Ab Crunchies? “Thighmaster”

picdump-1394-1[*UPDATE 1:03pm PT: Faye scores with the simple one word header: “Thighmaster!” Thanks to all who took part! -Ed.]

[I haz Abs O’ Steel. I can hold this for…THREE seconds!]

Write up your favorite header—we’ll choose one and update about 1pm PT! (As seen on DP&F.)

~RUMP DAY~

4275670142_3fcf9a9369_oThe work week is at the halfway point! The perfect splayage, Toe Beans, and side-eye just put this one waaaaaay OTP OTT. (Ovah The Top.) From Flickr.

You’re Staring At Them, Aren’t You

Buff the golden - Imgur[S’OK…I’m used to it.] (Imgur.)

Five For The Price O’ One

This is how I dog. - Imgur(*Update: Make that SIX.)

1.) Side-Eye.

2.) Derpy Tongue.

3.) Toe Beans.

4.) Generous ‘Tock Display.

5.) The Tailio Iglesias.

6. Crossed Paws!

That just about wraps this up, don’t you think?

(Imgur.)

OMG Twin Prosh Pachyderms

YES Way! (Remember saying that way back when?) Two extremely rare elephant twins were seen on the Pongola Game Reserve, located in Northern Kwa-Zulu Natal. (South Africa, yo.)


Um, I think we get a bonus Gila Monster or..something..at the end of that clip?

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They haven’t determined the sex of the twins yet.

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Less than 1% of heffalump births are twins!

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Mail Online has more info. And remember: RoC #07: “A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.”

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From Kimberly P.

Rump Day

This is an extra-speshul Hump Day Rump Day ’cause it’s a short week! (In the USA, anyway. On the East Coast, they’re already clock watching. Admit it.)

Heck, slip out of the office early today, make tomorrow a vaca day, then you have the Fourth on Friday, and the weekend! Wham-Bam-C-U-Monday!

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“This is Theodore Calvin Huxtable Hawks. He’s a 7 year old Italian Greyhound with the cutest little rump, which he doesn’t mind displaying.” -Valerie H.

Rump Day Double Play

13877538233_de0199cedf_k(Notice that this puppeh is showing textbook ‘tocks for your Middle O’ The Week Rump Day Viewing. He’s ALSO executing a highly complicated Reverse Over The Shoulder Backwards Baroo- most difficult.) “Eiger, my 10 month old Bernese Mountain Dog was featured on C.O. showing off his frog legs back during ‘Tocktober 2013. Now he has grown up a bit more but nothing has really changed! Taken by me, Indy D.”

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