Meet Oscar: World’s Worst Compulsive Liar

Nope, can’t say I have. Perhaps this “Bruno” you’re searching for ran off with that talking penguin I keep seeing ’round these parts. Yeah, that must be what happened.

Hi, I’d like a double-decker dog with a side of ridiculous, Luisa C.

Remote Control Bears Brunt of Misplaced Anger

Not understanding, Chunk feels the remote control is to blame for the constant stream of “Jersey Shore” on the television.

You’re lucky Chunk can’t put 2 and 2 together, Kimbrey & Brooks

That is One Unique Fingerprint

If you think this is weird, you should see the piglet squid he has on his thumb.

You just can’t shake that sucker, Patrick W. And Happy Birthday!

This Little Piggy Wants His Agent

He certainly lived up to his temperamental reputation; as soon as those galoshes went on, Salami Von Cured Snout wasn’t havin’ any of the wee or the all the way home.

He reminds me of a grumpy Mary Tyler Moore, Josh N.

Day 2 of the British Open Comes to a Stop

What an unfortunate day for players and fans alike here at St. Andrews. Officials were forced to halt play just a few moments ago when the green on the crucial par-4 17th was sincerely compromised.

Can Rory McIlroy recover, Barney S.?

Ongoing Heat Wave Continues to Swelter All

“Watch it, Mildred! If you’re not careful you’ll step in one of them bunny puddles and end up with disapproval all over your shoe!”

Radiating disapproval, Kristin H.

Gorilla Side-eye

Check out this ‘I’m not having it’ pregnant Gorilla at the Bronx Zoo action:

Ah-uhn!!!

According to photographer, Inspirerer and Sender-Inner Jackie D., “I think I found the most disapproving gorilla on the planet.”

“Bunscotting”

Recently, we were asked if we were “bunscotting” (boycotting bunnehs) on the site. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUNNEHS!?

To that inquisitive reader, we give you “Marshmallow, the disapproving bun:

Photographer and Sender-Inner Michelle C. is a rabbit volunteer with Oakland Animal Services, where Marshmallow is up for adoption!

And This is Why Bob has a Giant Target on His Head

“Hey Noreen, look at the fuzzy dice I just found for the car!”

Forwarded by Kelly J. via The Frisky

Q: Why is Gary so disgusted?

A: Oh.

Vanina W. says: “Pedro has no manners and Gary is outraged… always.”

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