Listen, we don’t want no trouble – today we’re just a basket of puppies, capiche? But next time you pretend to throw that tennis ball and make us look like fools for running after nothing? We ain’t gonna be so forgiving.
They also don’t like baths, so step lightly, Traci H.
Have mercy, does your employer know that this is how you’re representing his business?! Is your Mama aware that this is how you’re leaving her house?! No, your Mama’s a nice lady; I bet you pulled the wool over her eyes…and then stole her dang ki-mo-no!
Kids these days, can’t even be bothered to spuce-up before they fly…
The irony is Pearl’s probably dressed in a shower cap, flowered robe, and tennis shoes, Victoria M.
I can rock MYSELF to sleep. [Plack Plack Plack]
His legs will grow someday, Tairi P.
This—what do you call it?—meelk?—is TÉRRIBLÉ!
Mary C., from Animal Advocates, sent this lil’ wild bun in.
Oh believe you me, next time my Food Dispenser-Person wants to play a game, I’ll read the directions first.
Right paw on red, left hind leg on head, Stacy.
Are they still considered lucky if you can’t find the feet?
Take cover – there’s a hare storm, Katherine G!
Oh boy, here we go again. What IS it with this guy and his boring stories? Am I supposed to be impressed by the fact that he drove all the way to Home Depot without hitting a single red light?
You know what, I can’t take it anymore – wake me when you’re done talking, Speaky O’Snoresies.
It’s like being stuck in the window seat next to Kenny Bania on a red-eye, Gumbo.
Today NASA released the first image of Commander Snuffles’ inaugural space walk. When asked to comment via live feed, the Commander said:
“That’s one small step for bunnies, and good thing, too, because I can’t believe I traveled 238,857 miles to land on purple.”
Those weren’t “moon rocks” the Commander gave you, Janaki P.
It is, if you’re using the Disapprov-O-Tron™ Computer Security System! Just one withering glare sends hackers away whimpering about their pathetic life choices!
In lieu of a snarky signoff, Megan K., I want to say that Gallifrey is an awesome name.
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