I Said Feng Shui, Not Funky Shag!

Electric-blue shag carpet, burnt-orange sofa? Noooooo! [covers eyes for dear life]

 

Sean G. says kitteh Tanuki has exquisite taste.

Maru Pours Himself Into a Box

Maru should really lighten up on the deep-fried mice:

Enjoy ALL the Maru action over on his YouTubes Channel. Thanks to Ant for another Quality Foraged Link.

Lock All Doors, and My God, DON’T! GET! HYSTERICAL!

Dr. Von ScroungeParts’ recent experiment of fusing two separate species – the ravenous Cid with the very surly yet strangely apathetic Puddy – has gone terribly awry. We implore you to take cover and be on the lookout: The Cicadacat is weird and dangerous.

It’s Kismet, Pam W.

Lil’ Stink Eye is All Talk…We Think.

Buddy, if you snap or make kiss-y noises at me just once more, I swears you’re gonna find yourself passin’ that camera in just a few days time.

Apparently you’ll both be sleeping with one eye open, Nicole H.

The Critic Casts a Withering Gaze

“Hmph. Your flaccid dialog has all the wit and suspense of an infomercial, your alleged characters are two-dimensional cutouts wandering soullessly through explosions, car chases, and fart jokes, and your criminally inept direction is as elegant and purposeful as a three-legged hippopotamus having a heart attack.

“Oh, and congratulations on your record-breaking opening weekend.”

More hipster puppehs here. Another quality foraged link by ANT!

Birthday Cat is NOT impressed

His attitude will change when he sees empty BOXES after gifts are opened.

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant.

Meet Oscar: World’s Worst Compulsive Liar

Nope, can’t say I have. Perhaps this “Bruno” you’re searching for ran off with that talking penguin I keep seeing ’round these parts. Yeah, that must be what happened.

Hi, I’d like a double-decker dog with a side of ridiculous, Luisa C.

Remote Control Bears Brunt of Misplaced Anger

Not understanding, Chunk feels the remote control is to blame for the constant stream of “Jersey Shore” on the television.

You’re lucky Chunk can’t put 2 and 2 together, Kimbrey & Brooks

That is One Unique Fingerprint

If you think this is weird, you should see the piglet squid he has on his thumb.

You just can’t shake that sucker, Patrick W. And Happy Birthday!

This Little Piggy Wants His Agent

He certainly lived up to his temperamental reputation; as soon as those galoshes went on, Salami Von Cured Snout wasn’t havin’ any of the wee or the all the way home.

He reminds me of a grumpy Mary Tyler Moore, Josh N.