There Goes the Neighborhood

“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”

“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”


Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.

We Pour a Mean Cocktail

Abandon your Appletini, cancel that Cosmopolitan — the hippest new cocktail among the cutegnoscenti is the Angry Ferret. In a cocktail shaker, combine:

2 parts gin
1 part strawberry liqueur
1 part lemon juice
1 baby ferret
1 dash Angostura bitters

Add ice and shake until vexed.

“This is my baby Holly!” says Linda G.

It’s Disapproval Bunday!

I never thought I’d live to see the day.


If that doesn’t beat all, then I don’t know anymore.


I’ve never heard such utter nonsense, I mean really.


I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes.



I’m just happy your father isn’t alive to see this, that’s all I have to say.


This Disapproval Bunday brought to you by Robobobobo, Chelsea T., Carly & Art, Beth B. and finally Little Bay Poo. Not enough disapproval for you? Check out Disapproving Rabbits! Disapproval hovertext quotes by BrainyQuote.

Knickers in a Twist

Peggy Sue’s mum was NOT impressed when her daughter revealed herself as the Twister grand champion.

That’s one way to drawers our attention, Klara S.!

Listen Up, Oats

I’m a bunny. And, everybody knows, bunnies eat disapproval for breakfast, with a side of toasted disdain!

Rorschach’s gotta watch his reputation, Nicole.

Awkward Family Ski Trip

Dad: “I would like to lodge a complaint, yuk, yuk, yuk.”

Kids: [walleyed eye roll]


Identity theft thanks to Gage, Lola, and Cody.

Go Awn!

OMG BFFWCs! Cuh-yute Corgi here, getting her Doggie Blogger gossip points today! Talk about faux paws, that paw-thetic poodle at work actually wore FUggs to the office! Toe-dally cuh-razy. Dial P for phony! We are so done, done and done! Laytah!


We double-dog heart you, Heather!

Side Eye. A Collection.

This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]


And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]


And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”


And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”


And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”


And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”

What a nice collection, Zoe B. (for Guinea Pigs and Bun photos) Turtle by Libbie H. Gorillas by Jackie D. Cow by Dana S. Props to Crunktastical; the original Side Eye purveyors.

Don’t Put Your Nuts All in One Basket

Squirellio says PPPPBBBBBFFFTTTHH! to good old fashioned advice.

What a shame. Because we also would like to inform him, that’s a catapult.

So that’s where the phrase “squirrel away” came from, Mia! Whee!

I Said Feng Shui, Not Funky Shag!

Electric-blue shag carpet, burnt-orange sofa? Noooooo! [covers eyes for dear life]

 

Sean G. says kitteh Tanuki has exquisite taste.

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