A Most Royal Declaration

Queen Utterly Glorious Superior Indulgent was being driven through her vast kingdom when she ordered her carriage driver to stop at once. She got out, and surveying her domain, declared, “mew.”


How very grand, Steven B.

There Goes the Neighborhood

“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”

“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”


Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.

We Pour a Mean Cocktail

Abandon your Appletini, cancel that Cosmopolitan — the hippest new cocktail among the cutegnoscenti is the Angry Ferret. In a cocktail shaker, combine:

2 parts gin
1 part strawberry liqueur
1 part lemon juice
1 baby ferret
1 dash Angostura bitters

Add ice and shake until vexed.

“This is my baby Holly!” says Linda G.

It’s Disapproval Bunday!

I never thought I’d live to see the day.


If that doesn’t beat all, then I don’t know anymore.


I’ve never heard such utter nonsense, I mean really.


I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes.



I’m just happy your father isn’t alive to see this, that’s all I have to say.


This Disapproval Bunday brought to you by Robobobobo, Chelsea T., Carly & Art, Beth B. and finally Little Bay Poo. Not enough disapproval for you? Check out Disapproving Rabbits! Disapproval hovertext quotes by BrainyQuote.

Knickers in a Twist

Peggy Sue’s mum was NOT impressed when her daughter revealed herself as the Twister grand champion.

That’s one way to drawers our attention, Klara S.!

Listen Up, Oats

I’m a bunny. And, everybody knows, bunnies eat disapproval for breakfast, with a side of toasted disdain!

Rorschach’s gotta watch his reputation, Nicole.

Awkward Family Ski Trip

Dad: “I would like to lodge a complaint, yuk, yuk, yuk.”

Kids: [walleyed eye roll]


Identity theft thanks to Gage, Lola, and Cody.

Go Awn!

OMG BFFWCs! Cuh-yute Corgi here, getting her Doggie Blogger gossip points today! Talk about faux paws, that paw-thetic poodle at work actually wore FUggs to the office! Toe-dally cuh-razy. Dial P for phony! We are so done, done and done! Laytah!


We double-dog heart you, Heather!

Side Eye. A Collection.

This Guinea Pig is all: “You know you know that’s wrong” [lip puckers]


And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]


And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”


And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”


And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”


And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”

What a nice collection, Zoe B. (for Guinea Pigs and Bun photos) Turtle by Libbie H. Gorillas by Jackie D. Cow by Dana S. Props to Crunktastical; the original Side Eye purveyors.

Don’t Put Your Nuts All in One Basket

Squirellio says PPPPBBBBBFFFTTTHH! to good old fashioned advice.

What a shame. Because we also would like to inform him, that’s a catapult.

So that’s where the phrase “squirrel away” came from, Mia! Whee!