Queen (and King) of Manipulation

It makes me sad when you don’t do what I want to do.


No, no, just go on with your day and I will wait here, all alone, on this bed with no company except this hard, plastic, red bone.


That’s a hoomin! Good hoomin! My love is your treat.


Sent in by Elly C., owned by Miss Daisy, a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.

A Re-telling of a Visit from St. Nick Page 6

I forgot why I came out, cuz I was playing in the snow,


when my attention was grabbed by a spectacular show.








Via A Cute A Day, Heidi Smerud’s Pinterest, Petside, Hungeree, A Place to Love Dogs, dizzyboy.com, Scooter Knits on etsy and Justin DeRosa

DisapprovaCat Prevents Wasted Lives!

Are you getting the latest gadget for your loved ones, but concerned it might sap all their time? Then add DisapprovaCat™ to your gift list! DisapprovaCat hovers near any electronic devices, issuing a stern glower that says “Really? Another eight-hour gaming marathon? And it’s such a nice day, too!”


Via Ari Helminen.

Either Way, You’re Done for

Is this pup achieving maximum admiration or demonstrating extreme disapproval?


Even if she objects to everything, I would do her bidding.


Chilli the beagle also exhibits Rules of Cuteness #27, #28 and #31, Becca and Bethany!

Everybody’s a Critic!

You know, some of us are just trying to hone our art. We have to practice and we really don’t appreciate the sepia toned display of obvious dislike. If we wanted a review we’d have read a paper. Harumph!

We want Skippy to be the only judge on America’s Got Talent, Masumi H.

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Your rendition of “Happy Birthday” was lackluster and off-key, the store-bought carrot cake was undercooked in the center, and the so-called entertainment was unconvincing; I was not for one second fooled that dancer was a real police officer.


Laura G. says: “Oval-Cakes wants to be on Cute Overload!”

The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Freshly bathed and full of rage this insidious creature lurks in the bathroom, just waiting for the quarry enter. That’s when it strikes; bringing down its victims with such a look of disapproval and revenge they fall to their knees in helpless pleas.

That should teach them.


Via Attack of the Cute

Live at the Acrawlpolis

Good citizens of Athens! Gather now and hear my tale of Anna K., a seeker of truth and cuteness whose travels brought her here to the Acropolis, ancient temple to the Greek gods Athena and Yanni


… when lo, she did come across a lowly sojourner, a pilgrim not unlike herself. When she picked him up to inquire from whence he came, he did rebuke her with a stern look of Socratic disapproval…


O goddess Athena, deliver unto us a… REBUKE-HANCE!

Someone is Here to Complain

…About summer being over.

[blows razzpberry at Fall.]


Summer went by too fast, Josh N.

Uh, Little Help Here?

Very funny, jerks.


Via acore8604 on Reddit.

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