I mean, where do I start? Just look at these carrots — just lying about, not even peeled, and is that supposed to be garnish? It’s a flippin’ joke, mate, is what it is!
And then there’s the little matter of my changing room. Hello? How about a little privacy? Look, I’m out there, doing my big show of the year, giving the kiddies 110 percent, and this is how you treat me?
Never mind — I’m a professional; I’ll rise above it. All right, mates, let’s do this!
Such a prima donna, Pamela S.
Go ahead. Taunt me with your infantile cooing and babbling. Pat my head at your convenience and declare “what a cute cat.” But I am not a cat, oh no. I am Evil; pure Evil in feline form. My eyes are evil. My ears are evil. Even my nose is eee-veel. And when at last I tire of your insipid prattle, you shall be made to suffer, and I will drink your pain like sweet nectar. I haven’t worked out the method yet, but when I do…
Nice knowing you, Katharine S.
Queen Utterly Glorious Superior Indulgent was being driven through her vast kingdom when she ordered her carriage driver to stop at once. She got out, and surveying her domain, declared, “mew.”
How very grand, Steven B.
“Look who just moved into the nest down the street, Gertrude.”
“Ugh, bluejays — with their smelly cooking and loud parties every night…”
Better call the homeowner’s association, Stephen D.
Abandon your Appletini, cancel that Cosmopolitan — the hippest new cocktail among the cutegnoscenti is the Angry Ferret. In a cocktail shaker, combine:
2 parts gin
1 part strawberry liqueur
1 part lemon juice
1 baby ferret
1 dash Angostura bitters
Add ice and shake until vexed.
“This is my baby Holly!” says Linda G.
I never thought I’d live to see the day.
If that doesn’t beat all, then I don’t know anymore.
I’ve never heard such utter nonsense, I mean really.
I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes.
I’m just happy your father isn’t alive to see this, that’s all I have to say.
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Peggy Sue’s mum was NOT impressed when her daughter revealed herself as the Twister grand champion.
That’s one way to drawers our attention, Klara S.!
I’m a bunny. And, everybody knows, bunnies eat disapproval for breakfast, with a side of toasted disdain!
Rorschach’s gotta watch his reputation, Nicole.
Dad: “I would like to lodge a complaint, yuk, yuk, yuk.”
Kids: [walleyed eye roll]
Identity theft thanks to Gage, Lola, and Cody.
OMG BFFWCs! Cuh-yute Corgi here, getting her Doggie Blogger gossip points today! Talk about faux paws, that paw-thetic poodle at work actually wore FUggs to the office! Toe-dally cuh-razy. Dial P for phony! We are so done, done and done! Laytah!
We double-dog heart you, Heather!
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