Let Me See the Red Pumps Again

(sigh) None of these styles are working for me at all. What I’m really looking for is a pair of size 7 maroon slingbacks with neon pink trim, plaid tassels, and little brass buckles in the shape of Susan B. Anthony dollar coins. Are you sure you don’t have that in the back?

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Via BoredPanda.

Ah, Another Glorious Morning

The sunlight streaming in, the familiar gurgle of the coffeemaker, the fresh scent of herbal shampoo in the air — these are the heralds of the new day, a land rich in challenge and opportunity, awaiting only a Magellan, a navigator of Fortune to seek and seize each moment for its full measure.

God, how I hate it.


Via Reddit.

Feel Free to Lend a Hand…

Just thinking out loud here, but maybe a ladder would be nice? Or maybe the aforementioned hand, if you can spare it? Just spitballin’ here, take your time, sheesh…


“I saw this little guy hanging out in his tank at the pet store. He looks less than impressed with his predicament,” observes Casey S.

If Looks Could Chill

Oh, I love to catch snowflakes on my tongue…


What, you think that looks silly?


Luckily, my tongue has other applications…


Via Mark Dumont.

You Wasted Your Time, You Know…

… because when I kill you for doing this to me, I’m just going to have to wash myself all over again.


Photo via Troy from Southeast Pa. Humans: Dave and Sara L., whereabouts unknown.

If Bunnies are Disapproving

Then this is totally like OMG gag me with a spoon fer sure!

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“My bunny, Buck. Hope you enjoy, thanks.” -Ken Y.

Is It Bunday Already?

Making weekends more disapproval-ous, one Bunday at a time.

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“We’ve had a bumper crop of bunneh’s in the garden this summer. (A literal Cute Overload). I found this little fluffster trying to hide in the grass, and my wife Diane just had to pick him/her up. Although CLEARLY disapproving of being handled by a giant Smurf glove, teh bun-meister was pretty chill about the whole experience, and hopped off to munch on some yummy clover after it was all over.” -Jeff H.

Ooh, I Am So Vexed!

It’s true, I am feeling most indignant, cross, and disgruntled! Do not fawn and coo over my adorable face, complete with patented Angry Eyebrows™, for this only vexes me further! Make no mistake, I certainly have a bee in my bonnet today!


Via Burgers’ Zoo Arnhem.

I Beg Your Pardon?

I know you didn’t just make an unflattering remark about the dimensions of my posterior region. That did not just happen.


Via Julián Ortega Martinez.

Grasshopper Sets the Record Straight

First off, that part about how I didn’t save up for winter? Totally false. My pantry was so full, in fact, that I hired the Ants to build me a grain elevator. But before I know what’s happening, they walk off with my stash and spread rumors to the press, until now I’m some kind of poster boy for idleness. Total smear campaign.

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Via Ivan-IDPhotos.

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