New Guy, Meet Wild-Eyed Crazy Ginny

Ginny moonlights as a stalker who challenges her victims to terrifyingly freaky staring contests.

In Ginny’s defense, nobody likes change – especially when the new model looks like Nermal, Dan R.

Baird Hated Delivering to Pearl’s House.

Have mercy, does your employer know that this is how you’re representing his business?! Is your Mama aware that this is how you’re leaving her house?! No, your Mama’s a nice lady; I bet you pulled the wool over her eyes…and then stole her dang ki-mo-no!

Kids these days, can’t even be bothered to spuce-up before they fly…

The irony is Pearl’s probably dressed in a shower cap, flowered robe, and tennis shoes, Victoria M.

—Watch this—

I can rock MYSELF to sleep. [Plack Plack Plack]

His legs will grow someday, Tairi P.

Bunday Disapproval

This—what do you call it?—meelk?—is TÉRRIBLÉ!

Mary C., from Animal Advocates, sent this lil’ wild bun in.

Twister Gone Wrong

Oh believe you me, next time my Food Dispenser-Person wants to play a game, I’ll read the directions first.

Right paw on red, left hind leg on head, Stacy.

Maybe a Four-Leaf Clover Behind the Ear and a Horse Shoe Around the Neck Will Help

Are they still considered lucky if you can’t find the feet?

Take cover – there’s a hare storm, Katherine G!

“Did I ever tell you about the time…”

Oh boy, here we go again. What IS it with this guy and his boring stories? Am I supposed to be impressed by the fact that he drove all the way to Home Depot without hitting a single red light?

You know what, I can’t take it anymore – wake me when you’re done talking, Speaky O’Snoresies.

It’s like being stuck in the window seat next to Kenny Bania on a red-eye, Gumbo.

Bunny Lands on Moon, Disapproves

Today NASA released the first image of Commander Snuffles’ inaugural space walk. When asked to comment via live feed, the Commander said:

“That’s one small step for bunnies, and good thing, too, because I can’t believe I traveled 238,857 miles to land on purple.”

Those weren’t “moon rocks” the Commander gave you, Janaki P.

Is Your Computer Safe?

It is, if you’re using the Disapprov-O-Tron™ Computer Security System!  Just one withering glare sends hackers away whimpering about their pathetic life choices!

In lieu of a snarky signoff, Megan K., I want to say that Gallifrey is an awesome name.

Year in Cute 2009: Why Are You Looking at Me Like That?

In 2009, our animal friends didn’t just disapprove — they sneered, snarled, grimaced, glowered, harrumphed and hachhkkthhed.  Behold, a sampling of this year’s charm school dropouts. (Click picture to view original post.)

Has anyone seen my tiger, Hobbes?


Garfi-I Said “NO!!!”, by E.L.A.

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