If Looks Could Kill…

… this look would be a catering company run by Hannibal Lecter.

… this look would be the Death Star, specially modified to launch more Death Stars.

…this look would be Miss Scarlett, in the library, with the revolver, and the lead pipe, and the wrench, and the shoulder-mounted rocket launcher, and the carton of angry hornets.

… this look would be a runaway freight train, a three-mile stampede of angry wildebeest, an army of enraged zombie clowns, the final chase scene from “The Road Warrior,” and twelve tons of flaming space debris all crashing at the same time into a nuclear waste storage facility outside of Pahrump, Nevada during an earthquake.

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Via Pets Adviser.

An Easter… Tree?

Getting our holiday symbology a little scrambled, are we? What’s next, carving egg-shaped pumpkins? Exchanging St. Bunnytine’s Day cards? Needless to say, I disapprove.

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Via Proflowers.com.

Our Easter Bunday Mini-Marathon continues…

NOT A Fan Of Today

20150322_204413You’d think that CATS would be the only ones that wouldn’t care for #NATIONALPUPPYDAY. Nope, says Susan H. “This is my Malti-Poo, Murphy. I woke him up to wish him Happy
National Puppy Day, and got this response (photo by me.)”

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She’s On My Spot

“(All right, stay calm. She’s on my spot, but it’s OK that she’s on my spot. Just because it’s my spot doesn’t mean I have to be upset that she’s on my spot, or even care she’s on my spot. There are other spots. Like this spot. Sure, it’s not my spot, but it’s almost as good as my spot. But she’s on my spot, so I’ll take this spot I happened to spot even though it’s not my spot. Which she’s on.)”

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Concentrated Cats from Laura D’Alessandro.

Here it is, Your Moment of Disapproval

I would like to express how very, very, very, very, very, disappointed I am. You really, really, really let me down. I don’t need to say what it was you did. I’m sure you know. Just don’t let it happen again.

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Buller the Rabbit, via Kristoffer Trolle.

Everyone Flocks To Japan (Part II)

logoBack in May, Japan-based Cuteporter Robb S. took C.O. Readers on a tour of a small bird cafe where hoomins are more than welcome. Now Robb returns with highlights of a Tokyo Cat Cafe visit. “Temari no Ouchi” is the name, and this site says it “strives to create a destination ‘relaxation space’ rather than just a place to play with cats for thirty minutes.” [What’s wrong with that? -Ed.] Here’s where to find it if you just happen to be nearby.

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Robb also visited a Bun Cafe, too. Here’s their official site!

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Oh, You Shouldn’t Have

I even appreciate how you sewed my name onto them, but I’m still not wearing them.

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Via Alison Benbow.

Bun Island UPDATE!

Remember how we said there was gonna be a video series of BUN ISLAND? We weren’t kidding, folks. Here we go with installments two thru four, from Scott Y.

Looks Like SOMEone Disapproves Of SOMEthing

There’s a LOT of Leecking and Disapproving going on here!

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Bored Panda.

Bunday: Disapproval Island UPDATE!

‘Member when we took a trip to The Big J’s Disapproval Island? Little less than a month ago. Well…Cuteporter Sarah P. sez…we missed a Bun.

“On this site, there was one photo that struck me as absolutely Cute Overload material. It’s the picture of 4 bunnies and one is looking up and licking his lips! SUCH a cute tongue.”

>OK, Sarah. But we did all these?

“Well yes, sort of. I apologize for not being faithful enough to realize you’d posted it. But you left out my fave picture. One day…when you revisit disapproval island (round 3, I guess) PLEASE try to include the picture in the screenshot attached.”

>Like Yul Brynner always says in The Ten Commandments: “So let it be written…so let it be done.”

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