Heidi tells us: “Attatched is a photo of my ferret Raven (now sadly gone to the Rainbow Bridge) right after she dunked her head underwater to recover a raisin.”

NEEEAAAAARRRRWWWMMMM — (trip! oof!)

It’s a return visit from Truffles, courtesy Melissa B.

Our first contender is in from the ironically named Happy Farm Bunnies:

Contender number two, with his famous wrinkular grimacing is “Pancake” the pup:

Next up, contender 3 is a species you may not have expected to express annoyance. Cape Rain Frog condemns you!

Final contender number 4, White Kitteh With ‘Tude, renders us totally unsuitable:

Too bad about your bunnies, Grace! (Happy Farm Bunnies.) You’re pup’s not good enough, Mai N.! We don’t like even like frogs Vanessa H.! The kitteh’s not even close Animal Photography image library! Disapproval hoverfacts via Get Listy, The Guardian, We Interupt and Wikipedia.

And fairies.

Riding unicorns.

{33/52 2010} Thank You Flickr Friends! by VeryViVi.

Emo Pony is going to put on his tight, itchy wool sweater and contemplate the failure of humanity.

Emo Pony isn’t afraid to express himself with a forelock that covers 3/4 of his face at an angle.

Life is hard for Emo Pony.

Waiting for the spring is by [sigh] Sverrir Thor submitted by [sigh] Bobbeh.

I’d rather chew aluminum foil.

Good thing Casanova wasn’t a pug, Pickle & Delilah.

Caveat emptor, Stephanie T.

“Well, that garbage stops right now, pencil-neck! I’m putting on my stern face to warn you that if you pull that with me, I’ll monkey fusebox your argyle butterbean frackety garble bibbity-bobbity-boo!”

And the moral, Nieske V., is: Don’t annoy a writer.

Or that our home is a museum for every “Princess Diana: The Legend Lives On” commemorative collector plate the Franklin Mint ever sold;

Or that night after night, I curl up on the nicotine-scented plastic slipcovers and hope against hope that the evening’s entertainment will consist of something other than “Swingin’ Alive: Frank Sinatra Jr. Sings The Bee Gees.”

No. Every year, you drive me downtown, and make me do … this.

If looks could kill, Lori N.

And this turtle is all “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout now!?” [fast head swivel]

And this Bunny is all “You better hope you got carrots ’cause I ain’t wastin’ my time with no DRY pellets”

And these Gorillas are all: “Yeah I know you, but I don’t know you know you”

And this cow is all: “Son, you did NOT just do that”

And finally, this guinea pig is all: “Aw, hells no!”

What a nice collection, Zoe B. (for Guinea Pigs and Bun photos) Turtle by Libbie H. Gorillas by Jackie D. Cow by Dana S. Props to Crunktastical; the original Side Eye purveyors.