GET OFF OF MY LAWN

[Shakes tiny fist]


Darn kids! Helen R. thought we would like this. We do. [Say in Queen Elizabeth voice]

That’s Cold, Bro

Is there no respect for the struggling artist anymore? Just yesterday, I was putting the finishing touches on my ice sculpture, and when I come back, it’s been stolen!


Heidi tells us: “Attatched is a photo of my ferret Raven (now sadly gone to the Rainbow Bridge) right after she dunked her head underwater to recover a raisin.”

I Don’t Get It — This Worked in Dumbo

… and here’s the dashing pilot for Bunway Airlines, ready for takeoff… I’ll just check the wind speed (points with ear), before barreling down the runway!


NEEEAAAAARRRRWWWMMMM — (trip! oof!)


It’s a return visit from Truffles, courtesy Melissa B.

Disapprove-Off

Since the unfortunate passing of the original Disapproving Rabbit Cinnamon, the search is on for a new face of Disapproval. We want gravitas, depth, the same completely unfavorable opinion as Cinnamon expressed.

Our first contender is in from the ironically named Happy Farm Bunnies:


Contender number two, with his famous wrinkular grimacing is “Pancake” the pup:

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Next up, contender 3 is a species you may not have expected to express annoyance. Cape Rain Frog condemns you!

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Final contender number 4, White Kitteh With ‘Tude, renders us totally unsuitable:

Too bad about your bunnies, Grace! (Happy Farm Bunnies.) You’re pup’s not good enough, Mai N.! We don’t like even like frogs Vanessa H.! The kitteh’s not even close Animal Photography image library! Disapproval hoverfacts via Get Listy, The Guardian, We Interupt and Wikipedia.

Cute Expectations

I was told there would be pointy-eared piccolo playing pixies.

And fairies.

Riding unicorns.


{33/52 2010} Thank You Flickr Friends! by VeryViVi.

Nobody understands Emo Pony

Emo Pony is destined to travel through the misty and cold fog of existence alone and cold.

Emo Pony is going to put on his tight, itchy wool sweater and contemplate the failure of humanity.

Emo Pony isn’t afraid to express himself with a forelock that covers 3/4 of his face at an angle.

Life is hard for Emo Pony.


Waiting for the spring is by [sigh] Sverrir Thor submitted by [sigh] Bobbeh.

Yes, Dear

Are you going to kiss me or not?!!!

I’d rather chew aluminum foil.


Good thing Casanova wasn’t a pug, Pickle & Delilah.

I Want My Money Back

Seriously, I’ve used a lot of backyard recreational equipment in my time, and this is the worst I’ve ever seen. Slipshod construction, flimsy materials, totally unsuitable for its purpose. First thing tomorrow, this goes back to the store, and I’m never buying another trampoline from those people ever again!


Caveat emptor, Stephanie T.

You’re On Notice, Mister!

“All right, Tom Nom, or whatever your name is, I’m on to your game! You like to make us animals look stupid by putting silly words in our mouths!

“Well, that garbage stops right now, pencil-neck! I’m putting on my stern face to warn you that if you pull that with me, I’ll monkey fusebox your argyle butterbean frackety garble bibbity-bobbity-boo!”

And the moral, Nieske V., is: Don’t annoy a writer.

Meanwhile, at Sears Portrait Studio…

I hate you. I just want you to know that. It’s not enough that I can feel the eyes of an army of garden gnomes upon me as I take my morning constitutional;

Or that our home is a museum for every “Princess Diana: The Legend Lives On” commemorative collector plate the Franklin Mint ever sold;

Or that night after night, I curl up on the nicotine-scented plastic slipcovers and hope against hope that the evening’s entertainment will consist of something other than “Swingin’ Alive: Frank Sinatra Jr. Sings The Bee Gees.”

No. Every year, you drive me downtown, and make me do … this.

If looks could kill, Lori N.

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