A Little Derp’ll Do Ya

output_bFPGre“This is Sumo Adamo. I’ve been reading your website daily for the past 3 years, it’s a part of my life now,” says Sabrina S. “Thanks for everything you do!”

Listen to Your Mother

Ya know, when you’re a puppy, ya think ya know everything. Ma says “You keep making that face, it’ll freeze like that!” Feh, what does that old battleaxe know, am I right? Turns out, plenty.

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Anyway, it could be worse. They got me on a liquid diet, works kind of like a sluice where they just pour the food in. Also, my physical therapist thinks I’ll be able to move my tongue in a couple months, so I got that goin’ for me.

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Via Canine To Five.

Laugh It UP, Fuzzball

Separated at birth? You decide. (Scroll down.)

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Puppeh photo from @CuteEmergency.

Could NOT Figure Out Which Way This Photo Goes

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“This is Roxy – she’s super photogenic (the bit of fluff on the table in the background is her brother Teddy) -Fiona G.

(*This photo also demonstrates TWO Rules: #99: Peeping tongues are cute….and #29: If you flex your paws in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, it’s cute.

Caturday Afternoon: “Halt! Who Goes There! What’s The Password?”

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The Ballad Of Waldo Longfellow

Clipboard01There is a basset hound named Waldo
He loves to sleep and play
Besides those two things, he likes to eat
And that’s pretty much his day.

A part time troublemaker and full time studio dog
That’s his stock in trade
So here are some shots of The Big W
In Portland they were made.

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From Elsa L.

May The Derp Be With You*

It seems this week The Mighty C.O. has been besieged by The Derp. Nonetheless, we soldier on. “Meet Lando. He’s named after the charming Star Wars scoundrel for a reason. He’s a blue beagle and doesn’t quite understand the concept of personal space. Thankfully, his big brother Dusty is as patient as they come.” -CT.

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[*Same kinda Star Wars-y vibe as this post -Ed.]

Face the Morning After

You awaken just before noon. Blades of light slice through the gauzy haze as you piece together the evening’s revelries. There were balloons and alcohol, karaoke and alcohol, arson and alcohol, plus Mr. MacGroot from Accounting brought his bagpipes. Somehow, you staggered home and collapsed — and that’s when it happened. Your chin disappeared halfway into your head, your eyes and ears now point in different directions, and you realize your night of abandon has left you with a case — of Bed Face.

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I Totally Meant To Do This

image001“While enjoying ourselves on Lake Mille Lacs in Minnesota, my girl Amanda managed to catch the perfect photo of our friend’s dog, Scholar falling into the lake. You cansee the moment of realization that he had dipped one too many toes into the lake… Don’t worry, Scholar was pulled to safety very soon after. #Derp.” -Lauren G.

Happy Birthday Derpday To Dobby The Ween!

I mean, good gracious. Look at that face. Happy Birthday, little guy!

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