And Now, a Romantic Interlude

A cloudless sky warms the sands of Puerto Macaca as you stroll wistfully along the shoreline. He said he’d meet you here, here where you first met, here where his soft gaze melted your heart, here where he promised never to leave. But now he is gone, and your sad eyes trace the horizon, heavy with hope.

But wait! A lone figure appears in the distance. Can it be him? Giddy with anticipation, you race across the sands, the wind urging at your back. Yes! It is he! Don Pedro Diego de Blarflsnarghth, your dashing handsome lover, has returned!

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Via Jelly Dude.

Just….Wait….For…It.

Norbert takin’ DERPY to a whole ‘nuther level.

Headline THIS: Calgon, Take Me Away

A soak in the tub[Update, 1:01pm PT– on time for once, no less. This header supplied (first) by MtKees!]

Time for another edition of our pupular Headline THIS feature. Post your headline in the Comments, and we’ll update about 1pm PT! (Arbroath.)

Sometimes It’s All In How U Look At It

Obviously, this Derpy Doggeh’s photo should be flipped around- but this is the way DP&F ran it, and we like it this way, too!

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There’s Derpy And Then There’s DERPY.

Oh, Bertie. Would you like a treat? SURE you would. OK, assume the position! THERE we go!


(DP&F.)

Oh, C’mon Hoomin! Pucker UP!

[And why does everyone say I look ‘Derpy?’ I always look this way!!]

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(DP&F.)

We Started The Day…

with a Greyhound. And we’re gonna end the day with a Greyhound. ‘Cuz that’s how we roll.

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(DP&F.)

Absolute, Total, 100% Nose Boop City

Clipboard01Nuthin’ but. (From the Gorgeous Goldens Twitter.)

The Adventures of Huckleberry The Photobomber

KZ-9To be specific, Huckleberry is a professional photobomber- he was on a gig when these took place. Tell us, Charlotte A.

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“I’m a huge fan of Cute Overload, and I’m writing to submit photos of my own dog, Huckleberry.”

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“He’s Half Lab and Half Great Dane, and a friend of mine recently watched him while I was out of town.”

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“That friend happens to be a photographer, and he let Huckleberry ‘assist’ on a portrait shoot.”

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“The result is the best series of photobombs ever.”

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“Photo credit goes to Bryan Aulick. I’d be honored if you feel like sharing them.”

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Bachelor Number One, Pretend I’m a Luscious Lollipop. What Would You Do To Me?

Firtht, we would thtand on a beacth, tho I could thake the thime to apprethiate your thylith extherior, thavoring the thight of your thlightly theer wrapper, thassily thinthed like a thort thkirt athop your thlender thtick.

Nexth, I would thlowly athisst you as you thed your thingth, thending them thailing across the thand, and you thtood thatuesthqe and thtill ath my eyeth thoaked in every inchth of your thiny, thleek, thenthuouthly thticky thkin.

After that, I’m not thure. Any thuggethtionth?

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Via Mariposa Veterinary Wellness Center.

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