1-2-3, “Awwwwwww.”

You’ve had a bad day:

1.) Boss yelled at you.

2.) They lost the dry cleaning.

3.) Then you get a speeding ticket ’cause you’re mad about 2.)

So you open the door, and see this!

(End of bad day.)

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More Derp For Your Dollar

A couple of weeks back, we took a look at the term “Derpy.” One of those recent terms that popped up and gets used a lot on truly hip sites like Reddit & Boing Boing. Quoting Urban Dictionary:

“Not ‘all there in the head;’ possibly lacking intelligence or common sense. The wall-eyed background character in “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic”, Derpy Hooves, is named after this.”

Who knew?

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Bored Panda.

THIS JUST IN: RIP 2 Buckwheat The Derpy Bun

From Cuteporter Wendy Z: “I just received word that Buckwheat, who was featured on C.O. as ‘Derpy Bun’, has left us. Here’s the message from Elise, his hoomin:”

Sunday, Buckwheat the super bunny left this life and moved on to the next. I like to think that he’s at the Rainbow Bridge charming some girl buns with his adorable, tilty head, eating endless bowls of pellets, with a dedicated group of admirers who shower him with the love and affection that he deserves. Buckwheat is the happiest, most inspiring being I’ve ever met and I am so lucky to have had so much time with him. Rest in peace, my sweet bunny.”

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Behold, the Mighty Husky

Gentle reader, I present to you the husky. Quick and strong. Proud descendant of the mighty Arctic wolf. Puller of sleds, she has been indispensable to the noble Inuit peoples for centuries. A breed renowned for its power, its grace, its dignity…

Or maybe not…


“I was brushing my dog and this was the face she gave me,” says Redditor lady_ninja.

Are Your Jowls Tough Enough?

At the Cute Overload Jowl Testing Labs, our scientists subject each jowl to authentic simulated real-world stress conditions, including wind tunnels and road tests, to ensure every jowl meets high standards for durability, elasticity, strength, aerodynamics, and maximum flappitude. Only then may they earn the coveted C.O. Seal of Quality!


They’re like Dumbo ears, Susan M.

He Takes a Beating and Keeps on Eating

‘Oo doe, Mob, I riddy athreciate ‘oo ledding be lick da beathers, bud baybe ‘oo thould dake dem oudda da mither dext dime.


Via Ralph Arvesen.

C.O. Breed of the Week

Among larger dogs, perhaps no breed is more even-tempered than the Labrador Retriever. This noble breed, whose lustrous coat varies in hue from rich licorice to deep onyx, is loyal, patient, and easygoing, making it the ideal… (um, excuse me, but we’re not doing huskies this week, you’re in week six…)


Via Buzzfeed, Reddit… pretty much the whole Internet.

Friday Haiku: Baggy Basset Beach Babe

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Floppy jowls flapping freely

Followed by blorp rolls


Droopy drool action by Doug Jewell, a winner of the Kennel Club’s Dog Photographer of the Year.

ERMAHGERD! BLERG PERST!

It began, as all memes do, with a photo: A happy young woman smiling awkwardly through her retainer at her favorite berks. Soon, no goofy grimace was safe from the Internet’s newest marble-mouthed captioning craze, not even ernimerls.




Pherters vier Termblr. (Caution: prolonged viewing may cause brain damage.)

I Double-Derp Dare You

What, are you chicken? Go ahead, lick the window. I promise your tongue won’t get stuck. (You will, however, look like a total dork for our amusement.)


With this much derp, we’ll need more than one FaveFrame™