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Are you ready for a sneaky scare?

Something’s lurking in the dark unknown…

The next scream you hear will be your own!

Sir Francis Bacon the hedgehog, got shivers up and down her spines, Marcy R.!

STEP 3: Witness either Smile or Claw swipe [Ffffft! Fffffft!]

This Snorf-a-thon Lesson brought to you by Sender-Inner Lindsay E.

Hi Peeps. This is a personal message I want to share about pet safety, inspired by my own pup being attacked this week on our doorstep by a neighbor’s unleashed dog. Stay safe! Last, but not leashed, thank you, Adonis (Chihuahua) and Tracy B. (photographaire’)!

This guy is scary!

You’re very brave, Robert A.

Don’t worry, I forgive you *wink of death*

I didn’t realize they were so evil at such a young age, Alexa G.

And so, the maiden placed the frog in an engagement ring (which she always carried with her, because you never know), leaned forward, and kissed [The remainder of this paragraph has been deemed unsuitable as it contains horrific scenes of strangulation that may upset sensitive viewers.]

And the moral of the story is: First things first, genius.

Oh, all right, here’s the real story, from Jamie I.: “Yesterday afternoon, a surprise thunderstorm came through the Mojave desert (CA), and all these baby frogs came out to play.  This one didn’t mind posing with our engagement rings – probably because he’s a die-hard romantic.”

The Firm is cracking down, Jodi M.