by Prongs on November 11, 2009
Heeerrrrrre, birdie, birdie, birdie. At some point, you’re going to need a drink of this niiiice water I brought you. Maybe not in the next minute, maybe not in the next hour. But I’ve got alllllll day, boys, and you’re the only thing on my calendar.

The early cat gets the bird, Karen M.
Authorities believe the photographer is also the owner of these cicadas pugs. She has not been seen since this photo was taken, and with the petals found ditched on the side of the road, police are fearing the worst.

Halloween is a dangerous day.
Photo from Boston.com, via Josh N.
Willard and Wanda Worrywart were, perhaps predictably, two nervous nellies to be begin with. Willard often compulsively paced in circles, while Wanda fretted over the smallest disruptions.

But in recent days, the Worrywarts often found themselves on the verge of suffering full-blown panic attacks. Their mental states were deteriorating, and Willard was especially affected.

It was their new neighbor; he was bizarre, and frankly, terrifying. It was like living in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

They had no one to complain to, so they were forced to endure the daily harassment. Neither Willard nor Wanda knew how long they’d last. But they knew one thing for certain: When they woke up, he would be there.

Call some therapists, Vicki C. and Regina C.
Sure, this guy had always been on their Watch List, but when they received that anonymous tip suggesting they search his private office, they had no idea what they were in for. It was a startling find, and his intended list of targets was long:

Luckily, they had Dr. Lipschwitz on speed dial.
Don’t worry – McGruff is on the case, Effie. And, happy birthday.
by Meg on September 26, 2009
The dreaded fearsome ninja must be as efficient as he is deadly, my apprentice. He must strike without warning, killing his enemies with one sweep of his marghgh flarghth igth glarrthph…

Of course — heh, heh — the dreaded fearsome ninja doesn’t usually get his bo staff caught in his cheek like that…

Photos by the dreaded fearsome Ganayan.
“Well, those back molars look all right, but I’m seeing a little abrasion on the gums. Let’s switch you to a soft-bristle toothbrush and see if that helps.”

UPDATE: The source of the photo has been located heee-yah.