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Oh, I’ll Wait

by Prongs on November 11, 2009

Heeerrrrrre, birdie, birdie, birdie. At some point, you’re going to need a drink of this niiiice water I brought you. Maybe not in the next minute, maybe not in the next hour. But I’ve got alllllll day, boys, and you’re the only thing on my calendar.

Unfortunately he realized too late that he was waiting for woodpeckers.

The early cat gets the bird, Karen M.

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Blooming Doom

by Prongs on October 31, 2009

Authorities believe the photographer is also the owner of these cicadas pugs. She has not been seen since this photo was taken, and with the petals found ditched on the side of the road, police are fearing the worst.

I'm Mugsy. That's Bugsy. You don't get no hugsy.

Halloween is a dangerous day.

Photo from Boston.com, via Josh N.

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Willard and Wanda Worrywart were, perhaps predictably, two nervous nellies to be begin with. Willard often compulsively paced in circles, while Wanda fretted over the smallest disruptions.

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

But in recent days, the Worrywarts often found themselves on the verge of suffering full-blown panic attacks. Their mental states were deteriorating, and Willard was especially affected.

I know I'm not a big prayer, Cod, but if you could help me, I'd appreciate it.

It was their new neighbor; he was bizarre, and frankly, terrifying. It was like living in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

When googly eyes aren't cute.

They had no one to complain to, so they were forced to endure the daily harassment. Neither Willard nor Wanda knew how long they’d last. But they knew one thing for certain: When they woke up, he would be there.

Call me Brimley and prepare to die.

Call some therapists, Vicki C. and Regina C.

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Domesticated Terrorism

by Prongs on October 12, 2009

Sure, this guy had always been on their Watch List, but when they received that anonymous tip suggesting they search his private office, they had no idea what they were in for. It was a startling find, and his intended list of targets was long:

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Luckily, they had Dr. Lipschwitz on speed dial.

Don’t worry – McGruff is on the case, Effie. And, happy birthday.

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I can hear the collective sigh of relief accrosst the country! This guy:

Finally got up.

I agree, Jason A. Maybe now everyone can stop having a cow about it.

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Red Panda Monorail Delay

by Meg on June 28, 2009

2-hour delays are being reported system-wide. Car has fallen asleep between tracks 7 and 9. Emergency bamboo supplements are en route via Hummingbird.

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What chaos, Helen J.!

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The dreaded fearsome ninja must be as efficient as he is deadly, my apprentice.  He must strike without warning, killing his enemies with one sweep of his marghgh flarghth igth glarrthph…

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Of course — heh, heh — the dreaded fearsome ninja doesn’t usually get his bo staff caught in his cheek like that…

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Photos by the dreaded fearsome Ganayan.

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I also like friends that CAN’T RUN AWAY FROM ME!

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I think they’re wearing matching BFF necklaces, Catherine!

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…So says Sender-Inner Lindsey W.

Doi Lindseeeeh!

SpotMotorcycle Hamster was not harmed in the making of this vid. They swear! via Urlesque

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“Well, those back molars look all right, but I’m seeing a little abrasion on the gums.  Let’s switch you to a soft-bristle toothbrush and see if that helps.”

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UPDATE: The source of the photo has been located heee-yah.

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