Oh Noes!!!1

I am but a wide-eyed puppeh, stuck in a don’t-chomp-on-yourself collar!

Still, I shall NIBBLE my way out!

WAITICAN’TBaroooooooooooooo! [crying sounds]

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Are you for reals, Elizabeth L.? ‘Cause he is way tooooo kyoot.

I need some a-tayn-shons :(

Prozac-popping pug Topanga is sighing loudly, dangling paws, and showing extreme brow furrowing action. Meanwhile, Dan, oblivious, watches HomeStar Runnoi.

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Siiiiiiiigh [snort]

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Claire C., Prozac might not cut it—you might have to go straight to catnip.

("Ah kin make it on mah own!")

Life lessons, in puppeh form

1. Diplomacy doesn’t work (when it comes to sharing bones.)

2. When in doubt, whine incessantly!

Works for me, Marissa H.

The saddest cuttlefish ever

I really really really need a "cuddle"!

Barooooooooooooo!

Cuddle_moi

Kristina W., the eyelids say it all… :(

Take THIS!

OMG, I am still laffing. I know it’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but I’m still laffing.

This is the ONLY sure-fire way to break up a kitteh fight.

Please take notes… [jump to Milk and Cookies.com]

Heeeee
Sender-inner Lucy S., it really is Cute or Sad. You’re RIGHT.

Peeg in a cast :(

Le Pauvre!Poor leetle creepled peeg "Mello" is gonna take three weeks to heal.

Check out her cool cast, though. You could sign it with the tiniest of pens.

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Kinda looks like an ice cream cone. I like that she has nibbles nearby.

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And now, trying to go for a walk! Ehn!

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Nice sending-inning, Pom-Pom (If that is your real name! [shifty eyes])

I need bigger powsches.

Sure, I can carry around 18 McGrapersons in my current powsches, but if I’m to be truly happy, I need MORE ROOM! I need saddlebags, totes, purses extra room—whatever it takes. To carry MORE!


Chmurka a little full-cheeked…, originally uploaded by pyza*.

Here… I’ll show you—I will never be truly satisfied until I get a larger set of powsches.

Ashley S., nice sending-inning.

No, I DIDN’T enjoy my FIRST BATH, actually

But thanks for ASKING!!!

[bares claws and swipes in air: Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!]

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And, NICE leg in the background, Shroom V.!

Beyond redonk

Once again, the Japanese kick our ‘tocks in the cute and ridiculous depahtment.

LOL, Señor SparkyPannnts!

This just in: Mondays continue to suuuck! [Singsong]

Let me make this reaaaaaaal easy for you People.

THIS is Friday:

D'oh!

THIS is Monday.

D'oh!

[wiping hands together in a 'done!' motion]

Right, sender-inner Lappix and Brawley-pup?

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