Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

You must head over to “Play him off keyboard cat” to witness this hilarious failblog/kitteh mashup. Go!

Here is your first installment:

Sparky, I was laughing for 5 minutes straight too.

Carrots—the gateway vegetable

“Listen, Doc, I sneak carrots into bed every chance I get. I’m eating like—well, a Guinea pig. I’m afraid it’s going to lead to broccoli binging… What can I do!?”

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Timmie C., whatever you do—don’t let her try cilantro—it may be all over.

“No More Barks™”

Patent Pending.

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Pending lots of treats that is.

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No w(h)ining, Sender Inner Courtney H.

One Hamster’s Last Day on Earth

Poor leetle “Bułeczka” the ham recently spent her last day on earf. Before she passed on, her owner Pyza took her out one last [sniff] time!

To her favorite park…

Favorite tree…

Favorite dandelion patch…

And then there was a funeral where the Guinea Peeg came to pay respects.

Barooooooooo! (crying sound)

Rest in peas, little ham! ♡Bułeczka♡’s last day out…, ♡Little Bu♡ and the big world., ♡Bułeczka♡ – asleep in the Sun…, Balbinka saying Goodbye to ♡Bułeczka♡…, Balbinka & ♡Bułeczka♡ ~ sisters.., by pyza*.

If you turn this pic 90 degrees…

…it’s a much happier story:

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Sandra from Luxembourg saw this lil’ Dude at a Zoo in Amnéville.

I feel a shiver down my back!

Ever get that feeling?

Brrrrrrrrrr!!!

[Pupils... dialating!]

Heather S., I’m getting creeped out!

You’re Soaking In It

I went looking through the archives for a photo which could satisfactorily convey a message of “Thank the Gooshy Goddess THAT ordeal’s finally over.”  Et voila, from July 14 of ’07.  Check’s in the mail, Commissioner Shulman.

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No, I DIDN’T enjoy my FIRST BATH, actually.

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But thanks for ASKING!!!

[bares claws and swipes in air: Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!]

And, NICE leg in the background, Shroom V.!

Nooooooooooooo!

Gawker is reporting that Twitter is reporting that Martha Stewart is reporting that Lil’ Genghis Khan, Martha Stewart’s Chow Chow pup, and grand-son of the late Paw Paw has died!

The poor thing apparently perished in a fire at the breeder’s.

How unfortunate and very, very sad… :(

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Bad dream BAD DREAM!!!

DAMEET!

Via Failblog!

“I’m marrying him Mother. You can’t stop me.”

“Sure, he’s a little cold, but he’s BIG and he’s green and he’s MINE!”

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Just let her go, Emily D. H. [eye roll]

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