Ducklings blowing in the wind

How many sidewalks must a duckling walk down
Before they get totally blown awaaaaaay
How many bricks must a Mom duck cross
Before she totally eats it too
Yes, how many times must the ducklings get tossed
Before they’re forever harmed?
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind

Apologies to Bob D. and Jennifer V.

My Client Has No Further Comments

They finally caught up with Vito “Babyface” Catalano. He’s doin’ time now, for leaving the scene of an accident.

There’s a good chance of time off for good behavior, Sarah!

Dairy Air

Nellie the Dancing Cow, and her famous “Grand Arabesque”.

Ehn!

Dance to the moosic, Sandy T.

I Said Feng Shui, Not Funky Shag!

Electric-blue shag carpet, burnt-orange sofa? Noooooo! [covers eyes for dear life]

 

Sean G. says kitteh Tanuki has exquisite taste.

Owsche 2

Sender-Inner Ryan R. says that lil’ Sophie hurt her leggage.

Baroooooooo! [crying sound]

A Correction

Due to an editing error, Cute Overload announced that the Annual Unlimited Ear Skritches and All-You-Can-Eat Hamburger Festival would be held October 21. The correct date should have read October 12. Cute Overload regrets the error.

That sad look just breaks our hearts, Stephen A.

Stuff Dreams are Made of

A behbeh monkeh riding a behbeh peeg.

Makes sense [turns over goes back to sleep]

I hear tiny galloping sounds, Mira M. Want to see more? an insane video and theme song awaits you.

Blind Taste Test

We’ve taken our hidden camera inside the New York’s exclusive French restaurant La Cuve de Chiots, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine coffee they normally serve with Folger’s® Crystals. Let’s watch the reaction:

So we’ll put that down as a “maybe,” Amy R.

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

Rub-a-dub-dub
Two pugs in a tub
And how do you think they be?
Walleyed, snorfing,
Barking and rorfing
We won’t let them out ’til they’re clean.

Where are the towels, Jennie M.?

We Can Rebuild Him…

This just in from the Cute or Sad files: the BBC is reportin’ that Oscar the Kitteh received two bionic paws after a terrible turbine accident. Check out this awesome, life-saving vet action:

This tear-jerking submishe by Zer0