Expensive Hair Gels Are a Con

Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative!


We could live with this kind of dandy ruff, Frank!

Invisible Cell Phone

Listening to Mother-in-Law… gabbetty-gabbetty-gabbetty, gabba-gab-gab-gab…

At least this way she can’t pinch your cheeks, Stanley. Thanks, Kacy H.!

I’m sooo excited!

I think I’m going to throw up!

Lil’ pup Minou better watch out ‘cause we’re the ones who are going to lose it. Thanks, Sara.

Mah Banket Goes To Elebenty

I habs a feeber and a berry stubby doze.

Gonna stay under the cubbers and watch moobies on teebee all day.

If I surbibe.

Inconceibable, Maggie, and Traci G.

Bring on the Swiss Alpos!

Base camp.

My attempt at the summit of Mt. Everest is not to be.

Sherpa bear is showing signs of severe frostbite.


It’s all downhill from here, George.

Daaaad, you’re such a dork

Why do you do this every year? You’re scaring our friends.

Way to blow your kids’ cool rep, Milton

Here come the waterworks!

Sender Inner Mikkio P. points us to a heart-warming story, also covered by Finnish television, of a woman who took an alpaca to cheer folks up in the hospital.

According to the Finnish site Sirpucca the story goes like this. (Translated from Finnish via Google Translate! Not her actual English!)

“We received an invitation to visit the Gulf of Joensuu Home chronically ill hospital ward seven. Tess and I took the invitation with pleasure.”


“Three hours went by as fast as the elevator, which drove us from one section to another.”


“It sure was wonderful to see old people on the face of happiness and sorrow to tears of mine sainhan I wiped my eyes.”

That last pic is just too sweet. Alpacas for the win! See all the photos and much more over at Sirpucca.

Ducklings blowing in the wind

How many sidewalks must a duckling walk down
Before they get totally blown awaaaaaay
How many bricks must a Mom duck cross
Before she totally eats it too
Yes, how many times must the ducklings get tossed
Before they’re forever harmed?
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind

Apologies to Bob D. and Jennifer V.

My Client Has No Further Comments

They finally caught up with Vito “Babyface” Catalano. He’s doin’ time now, for leaving the scene of an accident.

There’s a good chance of time off for good behavior, Sarah!

Dairy Air

Nellie the Dancing Cow, and her famous “Grand Arabesque”.

Ehn!

Dance to the moosic, Sandy T.

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