And Now, a Public Service Announcement

Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.

SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…

… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.

But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.

She Said She’s Mad About Me!

She cries out my name as I follow her around all day escorting her by foot. On the stairs she really fell head over heels for me. She’s always asking if I want to go out. She wept as she gave me a box! And was sweet enough to put me in it!

Handle with care, Abby J.

THIS JUST IN: Lil’ Round Puppy Head

Illustrating Rule of Cuteness #14 perfectly, this lil’ tennis ball + puppy head action won’t last long because this pup is a shepard mix, expected to grow to fifty pounds! He and his puppy brothers will be available soon for adopt-shons in the Twin Cities area if you’re interested or want to help.

Little Round Puppy Head by mstori was sent in by Arl’oh R. and should be sponsored by Penn.

Pop Quiz

What is the prime factorization of 74,952bizjillion and write it using exponents.

Show your work on the back of the page.

Brutally cute, Raeanne P.

Edit: Gold Star to JME for getting the correct answer! You get to be line leader all next week!

Ye Olde Puritan Punishemente

Hear ye, hear ye! Traitor amongst us! What villainous offence, what moment of madness thou hast wrought against thy goode and faithful master! ‘Thou art sooo lucky yon stocks and pillory be full already!


You give new meaning to perseCUTE, Cyndi E.!

Expensive Hair Gels Are a Con

Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative!


We could live with this kind of dandy ruff, Frank!

Invisible Cell Phone

Listening to Mother-in-Law… gabbetty-gabbetty-gabbetty, gabba-gab-gab-gab…

At least this way she can’t pinch your cheeks, Stanley. Thanks, Kacy H.!

I’m sooo excited!

I think I’m going to throw up!

Lil’ pup Minou better watch out ‘cause we’re the ones who are going to lose it. Thanks, Sara.

Mah Banket Goes To Elebenty

I habs a feeber and a berry stubby doze.

Gonna stay under the cubbers and watch moobies on teebee all day.

If I surbibe.

Inconceibable, Maggie, and Traci G.

Bring on the Swiss Alpos!

Base camp.

My attempt at the summit of Mt. Everest is not to be.

Sherpa bear is showing signs of severe frostbite.


It’s all downhill from here, George.

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