“Pop-up blocked.”

Block those slow loading, disturbing, crazy little flash ads that pop-up on your desk top!
“To see this pop-up or additional options click here…”


It was probably loaded with cookies, Jacqueline.

That’s Really Sad

I thought I had heard the electric can opener. But I was wrong.


Woe oh woe, woah-woah, Mr. Sauce-O Jones. Photo by Adrianna V.

The Hedgehog Wears Prada

Mi scusi? Ummm, what do you think about this designer hedgehog trying out a new Leaning Tower of Pisa look?


Very nice, could be a hit this Fall, Kimberly B.

Babysitter #63

OMG, where’s Mary Poppins when you need her?!


Sarah, looks like it’s either Chloe’s way or no way!

I Can Asplain Ebberythin’

Lemme out!

I’m innocent! It wasn’t my fault!

I dunno why the cat wanted to teach me how to climb over things. I mean, why would I ever need that skill?


Marty looks like a fast learner, Katy.

Busted Boston

Upon being thrown in the pen, “Shiftyeyes” Dawggotti was heard to say, “The only reason I joined the gang was for the bling!”.


Just another fashion victim villain, Jason.

Knut: A Retrospective

Thanks to alert cuteporters, it has come to our attention that Knut the Polar Bear has passed away! He was only four years old. Cause of his death is not yet known.

We watched, loved and snorted with laughter at Knut over the years. Here are some highlights of our favorite [sniff] polar bear:


Remember his first “Wazzup, Bitches?” [snicker] paw pads pose?

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Knut’s miniature baby gut and first steps were priceless:

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Visitors flocked from far and wide to witness “The star of the Berlin Zoo”:


Knut quickly became known as an International Subearstar, playing the crowds. He really stepped it up for this photo. Geeshe:

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His fame led to awareness for green issues, where graced the cover of Vanity Fair:

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After Knut after he was abandoned by his mother, zookeeper Thomas Dorflein stayed by Knut’s side. Dorflein passed away in September 2008.


In 2009, Knut was introduced to Gianna, an Italian girl intended to become Knut’s mate. The first day they shared an enclosure, Gianna slapped Knut, but they got along peacefully after that.


Earlier this year, Knut’s lavish 4th birthday was attended by 250 people who sang to him as he gobbled up cake:

Top image by MSNBC. Knut with paw up by Yahoo and Reuters Berlin Zoo image klein Knut, little icebear baby knut by ~babsy~.Vanity Fair images by Annie Leibowitz. Knut turns four by The Telegraph.

Yes, Dear

Are you going to kiss me or not?!!!

I’d rather chew aluminum foil.


Good thing Casanova wasn’t a pug, Pickle & Delilah.

Firth Date

Well I hath a lovely time tonight. Thankth for a wonderful evening and ethcorting me home.

How about a thmooch thweetie?

…Thweetie? …Hey where’d you go?!?!


Did Thally have thith troubel with Hairy, Joel?

And Now, a Public Service Announcement

Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.

SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…

… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.

But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.

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