Well I hath a lovely time tonight. Thankth for a wonderful evening and ethcorting me home.
How about a thmooch thweetie?
…Thweetie? …Hey where’d you go?!?!
Did Thally have thith troubel with Hairy, Joel?
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And Now, a Public Service Announcement
February 17, 2011 By
Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.
SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…
… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.
But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.
She Said She’s Mad About Me!
February 17, 2011 By
She cries out my name as I follow her around all day escorting her by foot. On the stairs she really fell head over heels for me. She’s always asking if I want to go out. She wept as she gave me a box! And was sweet enough to put me in it!
Handle with care, Abby J.
THIS JUST IN: Lil’ Round Puppy Head
February 15, 2011 By
Illustrating Rule of Cuteness #14 perfectly, this lil’ tennis ball + puppy head action won’t last long because this pup is a shepard mix, expected to grow to fifty pounds! He and his puppy brothers will be available soon for adopt-shons in the Twin Cities area if you’re interested or want to help.
Little Round Puppy Head by mstori was sent in by Arl’oh R. and should be sponsored by Penn.
Pop Quiz
February 10, 2011 By
What is the prime factorization of 74,952bizjillion and write it using exponents.
Show your work on the back of the page.
Brutally cute, Raeanne P.
Edit: Gold Star to JME for getting the correct answer! You get to be line leader all next week!
Ye Olde Puritan Punishemente
January 30, 2011 By
Hear ye, hear ye! Traitor amongst us! What villainous offence, what moment of madness thou hast wrought against thy goode and faithful master! ‘Thou art sooo lucky yon stocks and pillory be full already!
You give new meaning to perseCUTE, Cyndi E.!
Expensive Hair Gels Are a Con
January 25, 2011 By
Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative!
We could live with this kind of dandy ruff, Frank!
Invisible Cell Phone
January 19, 2011 By
Listening to Mother-in-Law… gabbetty-gabbetty-gabbetty, gabba-gab-gab-gab…
At least this way she can’t pinch your cheeks, Stanley. Thanks, Kacy H.!
I’m sooo excited!
January 10, 2011 By
I think I’m going to throw up!
Lil’ pup Minou better watch out ‘cause we’re the ones who are going to lose it. Thanks, Sara.
Mah Banket Goes To Elebenty
January 8, 2011 By
I habs a feeber and a berry stubby doze.
Gonna stay under the cubbers and watch moobies on teebee all day.
If I surbibe.
Inconceibable, Maggie, and Traci G.
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