You Gonna Eat That?

[Sliiiiiiiiiides closer to bowl]

[Sniff + Shifty Eyes]

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Ehnnnn!

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I’m guessing Snailio Iglesias is gonna win this one, Rich.

Junior Snailio Sniffs an Eye Stalk

Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.

Sniff Sniff.

SNORRRRRF

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SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!

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Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]

That spiky hairdo brings out your eyes

Spider: [Eyes plink, smiles] "You think so?" (said in Spiderese)

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Julie B., I think he’s also reaching out to shake one of your eight hands.

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Let’s check in on the Holidays Chez Snailio Iglesias

What up, Snailio yo!

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Good thing you’re staying warm it’s cooooold out there, Man!

How are yer holidays goin’ my Snail Bruthuh!?

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Right on. Slime you laaaater. [antenna bump]

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Rachel H., how you found this, I will never know but forever admire. Check out Resurrection Fern for many more pics…

Snailo Iglesias Narrowly Avoids Becoming Pesto Salad

This MINI snailio was “ehn”-ing along on a Basil leaf and almost joined the pesto recipe.

Luckily, his mini blorpitude was discovered and documented.

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Love the mini attenae looking down at Planet Hand, Sarah C.

Hon, you cleaned the rasberries, riiiiight?

‘Cause if I find any snailios on there, I’m gonna WIG OUT, MAN!

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Enhance!

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Snailio Iglesias strikes a-gin. I think I see another mini snailio on thar too—do you, Jennifer?

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California Snailiomobile Association agent Snailio Iglesias, here, showing you the VERY BEST of the San Francisco Bay. [Antennae swing around to show map]

On your tour, we’ll trail thru Muir Woods compost piles, slither the bay bridges and slowly go down Lombard street. If we have time, we’ll go to Tiberon for Snailgaritas on the deck—no salt, of course…

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Iris L., you and Snailio make sweet (but, um, slow) tour guides.

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4_1Dewds, I don’t know what is going on with the site, but it’s slower than Snailio Iglesias. You can almost hear the site go: “ehn! ehn! ehn!”

We’re working on a solushe and hope to be back and speedy in no time. In the meantime, I suggest getting a fresh cup of coffee while the page loads. ;)

-Meg

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Let’s check in on Snailio Iglesias:

Doo doo doo doo!

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Shoo bee do wha! wha!

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Bee-del-lee-doo!

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LATE!

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Sweet job, Leslie J.! And you have a cute blog, too!

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Dah-bee-doo-da-da! [Snail scattin']
1_1Say what!?
2_1But… I…
3_4Eeeehn!
4_1Eeeeeeeeeehn!
5_16Ehn.
7Dah doo doo doo doo whee, whee, whee [more scatting]
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A thousand thanks to Sean Bires (were you like, making out behind the High School bleachers when you noticed this?)

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