Oh, Bummer, Man.

The #1 reason hippies don’t go camping nowadays is the fear of going into the woods and finding an 18′ tall hermit crab lurking beside their campsite.

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Sender-Inner Abi M. shares, “In a break from the normal underwater photograph, Jason Isley has added miniature figurines to create cute scenes with underwater critters.” Very cool! Like wow!

Never Bring Chubb Folds to a Mantis Fight

Seriously,

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You could lose an eye.

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Redditor CMFW ‘s parent’s rescued stray, Tigger, trembling in fear of his foe’s formidable hunting prowess.

Starship Troopers 4: The Barkening

Remember: The only good bug is a barked-at bug! Would you like to know more?

PS: YouTuber Adam Cox needs a movie deal, like yesterday.

Do You Know The Way To Monterey?

OK, so that’s not the way Burt Bacharach wrote it. But the Monterey Bay Aquarium does offer some of the finest sea life anywhere in the USA. In the neighborhood? Check eet out.

Monterey Bay Aquarium from Selah Video Production on Vimeo.

This is a visitor video posted on the MBA Tumblr page.

Enormous Appetite

I am really into the slow food movement and consider myself an aficionado of fine foods. The salad course I am enjoying now, for instance, has been left in the sun and soil to leisurely brown until its sweet and fruity flavors intensify.

The next course in my haute cuisine will be a decomposing mushroom with a reduced spore sauce. Sure, it will take me 45 minutes of travel time for the entrée, but that’s why it’s a slow food movement.


Via The Telegraph, photo by Arief Perdana/Caters News.

Friday Haiku: Happiness is a Warm Belly

Deep in the jungle

Moment of serenity

Secret paradise


Lounge lizard by Josh220

The Swimshell Edition

Here’s Swedish supermodel Molly Oosk, sensually rinsing off after a slow-motion romp on the beach in this daring one-piece shell by Not-So-Speedo.

I Have Nothing to Wear!

Why, Ms. Axolotl, at least you’re sporting the cutest hat for your CO debut!

Oh, this little thing? It’s for taking out the garbahj. I wouldn’t want to ruin any of my good hats.


Submitted by Fiona V., who wants to raise awareness about Axolotls, only the cutest amphibians ever, which happen to be critically endangered and near extinction in the wild.

Did Anyone Lose an Earring?

It’s so pretty. Wonder where the other is? Well, it couldn’t be too far away.


It would also make a very pretty necklace pendant, Johanna S.

Who’s a Little Crabby?

You are! Yes, you are! Good morning Little Crabby!


Hey you kids! Get offa my beach before I pinch ya!

Krista C, found the little horseshoe crab on Cedar Key, FL, and she says, “Look at his little Telson!” Krista, what’s a Telson?
Tiny crab by Christian B.