Bug Loff

My true bug loff. We always see bug eye to bug eye. Weel you bug marry me?

How do I loff thee? Let me poke your eye.

Do you, bug, take bug to be your bug? If so, answer, eye do.

You may kees the bug.

This off da charts Beady Eye Factor brought to you by  Daily Mail online

Which Way Do I Go? Which Way Do I Go?

Oh boy oh boy.

Wuhl jeez thanks a lot, thanks a lot.

I knew I shoida toined left at Albaqoikee

“I think this wooly bear catapillar is rather cute.” Angela M.

Snail on the Rails

I’m a wandering soul, the horizon’s my goal
As I ramble the highways and railways
With my home on my back I just hit the road, Jack
And embrace my meandering snail ways.

I banish the thought to be tied to one spot
That would be far too stifling and humbling
So I’ll follow the sun and live life on the run
Or at least… Say, did you just feel rumbling?

Via Reddit. Before nuffing, please read this pre-nuff agreement:

  1. Assume that the photographer moved the snail to safety after taking the picture.
  2. Consider that this rail line may no longer be in use, which is possible these days.

She’s a Maniac, Maniac on the Floor

And she’s dancin’ like she’s never danced before!

Limber lizard via Daily Mail

“And then I felt a little …something.”

“I heard my Mom scream,”LIZARD!” I went to grab him and he darted behind my legs, and I lost him. My mom is freaking out, my stepfather is cracking up, and I’m trying to find the sucker. And then I felt a little… something…

The little bugger scooted up the inside of my pant leg and attached himself to my rear. I reached down the back of my pants and grabbed him, while my parents went into hysterics. I also grabbed my camera to photograph him before letting him outside. He seemed quite pleased with himself!” -Kimberly S.

Oh Wow, You Shouldn’t Have.

Really, an expensive, upmarket twist tie made by Gucci, for me? Gads. (Bats it under the ‘fridge in 3, 2, 1…)

“Little Chief is at it again. I asked Chief to keep an eye on this bug. He didn’t let me down.” -Photo by: Joshy

Hiiii glow worm, how’s it going? And going and going?

Jellooo, (g’loop g’loop g’loop) I am Pyrostremma Spinosum. (sploooooosh) But mah friends call me Sea Squirt. (burble burble blub blub) I’m full of zooids, ’cause I’m a freakazoid.

Fave Frame:

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Daily Mail, where divers are quoted as saying, “…they’re also delicate and fluffy. Like a feather boa.”

Bee, Seeing You

I’m Officer Buzz from the Department of Hiveland Security. I’m keeping at least 175 of my eyes on you, so just keep moving and don’t try anything funny.

Via Orangeaurochs.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

And Mom says, “Honey, I don’t care what they do in the movies, you can’t have a tattoo!”
“This is Larkyn demonstrating the newest trend for fashion-forward nature-gals! A nose lizard!” -Joy

Synchronized Noshing

“Aaaaaaand… munch, two, three, chomp, two, three… Big smiles, ladies, big smiles! Gladys, you missed the turn!”

Via Beckie.


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