Tea for Two (Hours)

Dame Lucretia Crump-Pinnet never rushed through her classic high tea, insisting that everything be done at a slow, regal pace. This was evident even in her choice of tea cozy:

Via Knitting Is Awesome.

The Fuzzy Little Caterpillar*

This cheerful caterpillar* is a blurry sight to see
Presented through the miracle of pin-point photography.
And though her torso’s tentative, she really doesn’t mind,
She’s clear on where she’s headed, fuzzy on what’s left behind.

Via photochem_PA. *UPDATE: Actually not a caterpillar. Scroll down for a helpful explanation from Daniel.

Yee-up, I Remember the Rains of ’42…

Sheriff Slimetrail comes a-runnin’ down the road, must’a been doin’ a mile an hour easy, tellin’ us to get to high ground. So I crawl on top of the grain silo, and Lucille gets on top of the outhouse, and we just wait it out singing old love songs…

Via Reddit. Photo by Vadim Trunov.

That’s Odd, I Don’t Smell Anything…

(Wow, I must have a cold or something, because I am just not picking up any nectar on this flower at all. Although I am getting a faint hint of deodorant…)

Via Reddit.

Think Flying Hamsters Are Just a CO “Thing”?

Well maybe this fuzzy flyer here wants to change all that. All he needs is a cute pair of pants!

squeaking silk moth
What’s next? Flying pink poodles? (oooh Meg, take note.)

“Hi Cute Team, I thought I’d seen it all. But then I found this little winged jellybean with bright yellow floof! (I’m seeing kind of a cat face thing. You?) And its name is Squeaking Silk Moth! They actually make little “squeek” sounds if you touch ’em. Help me decide – cute, weird, or both? Squeek and thanks!” -Kathleen C.
Venezuelan Poodle Moth. Photo by Naturalist Arthur Anker.

Hey-Yup! Double Time!

Atten-SHUN! Now listen up, private, and listen good! When I say you’re going on a march with full pack, I mean today, not next week! So cut the dawdling and get moving! What are you, a snail or something?

Via Reddit.

Come With Me if You Want to Salsa

My name is Don Arachno, I’m the king of latin samba,
The ladies see me dancing, and they’re shrieking ¡ay caramba!
Alas, I am but robot, and must seek upon my honor
One special dancing partner by the name of Sarah Connor

Please tell me that thing on the front dispenses tequila, Wendy M.

Want to See Two Caterpillars Kissing?

We’ve got you covered!


Via Daily Mail!

I’m a Little Teapot, Trick or Treat…

Now I just need some cups — peanut butter cups, if you got’em!

Via Reddit.

I Seem To Have Lost My Slazenger #5

I sliced it over here by the cart path. Can I take a mulligan?

“I was playing golf with my dad and noticed some serious ‘Pillar action going on underfoot as we approached the 8th hole. I knelt down for a closeup and once he got near to the camera, the little guy busted out a quick dance move.” -Dave K.


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