Think Flying Hamsters Are Just a CO “Thing”?

Well maybe this fuzzy flyer here wants to change all that. All he needs is a cute pair of pants!

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What’s next? Flying pink poodles? (oooh Meg, take note.)

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“Hi Cute Team, I thought I’d seen it all. But then I found this little winged jellybean with bright yellow floof! (I’m seeing kind of a cat face thing. You?) And its name is Squeaking Silk Moth! They actually make little “squeek” sounds if you touch ‘em. Help me decide – cute, weird, or both? Squeek and thanks!” -Kathleen C.
Venezuelan Poodle Moth. Photo by Naturalist Arthur Anker.

Hey-Yup! Double Time!

Atten-SHUN! Now listen up, private, and listen good! When I say you’re going on a march with full pack, I mean today, not next week! So cut the dawdling and get moving! What are you, a snail or something?

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Via Reddit.

Come With Me if You Want to Salsa

My name is Don Arachno, I’m the king of latin samba,
The ladies see me dancing, and they’re shrieking ¡ay caramba!
Alas, I am but robot, and must seek upon my honor
One special dancing partner by the name of Sarah Connor

Please tell me that thing on the front dispenses tequila, Wendy M.

Want to See Two Caterpillars Kissing?

We’ve got you covered!

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Via Daily Mail!

I’m a Little Teapot, Trick or Treat…

Now I just need some cups — peanut butter cups, if you got’em!


Via Reddit.

I Seem To Have Lost My Slazenger #5

I sliced it over here by the cart path. Can I take a mulligan?

“I was playing golf with my dad and noticed some serious ‘Pillar action going on underfoot as we approached the 8th hole. I knelt down for a closeup and once he got near to the camera, the little guy busted out a quick dance move.” -Dave K.

What Really Happened

He was so brave. That’s what I remember most. We were walking home from the Rotary potluck, just Herbert and I, and the moon was full and the stars were twinkling and the night seemed to be made just for us.

And then out of nowhere, there was the cat. Its jaws were enormous and its gigantic paw almost blotted out the moon. I couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, and Herbert, not even a thought for himself, stands between us and tells me to get to safety. As I ran, he called out to me, “Tell the children… I love them.”

Anyway, that’s how we lost your father. I did not eat him after our third date, and I have no idea how that ugly rumor got started. Now finish your dinner.


Still another of Japan’s most retweeted cat pictures.

Bug Loff

My true bug loff. We always see bug eye to bug eye. Weel you bug marry me?

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How do I loff thee? Let me poke your eye.

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Do you, bug, take bug to be your bug? If so, answer, eye do.

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You may kees the bug.

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This off da charts Beady Eye Factor brought to you by  Daily Mail online

Which Way Do I Go? Which Way Do I Go?

Oh boy oh boy.

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Wuhl jeez thanks a lot, thanks a lot.

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I knew I shoida toined left at Albaqoikee

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“I think this wooly bear catapillar is rather cute.” Angela M.

Snail on the Rails

I’m a wandering soul, the horizon’s my goal
As I ramble the highways and railways
With my home on my back I just hit the road, Jack
And embrace my meandering snail ways.

I banish the thought to be tied to one spot
That would be far too stifling and humbling
So I’ll follow the sun and live life on the run
Or at least… Say, did you just feel rumbling?


Via Reddit. Before nuffing, please read this pre-nuff agreement:

  1. Assume that the photographer moved the snail to safety after taking the picture.
  2. Consider that this rail line may no longer be in use, which is possible these days.
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