Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy!

Via RocketNews24.

Was That a Giggle I Heard?

Does my fluffy suit make you laugh? Do you think I’m funny?


Well, maybe you won’t laugh so loud after I give you a taste of my moth-fu skills! Prepare for poofy pastel pain, punk!


Via It’s Okay To Be Smart, it’s the Rosy Maple Moth, courtesy sender-inner Jessica L.

But Why Can’t I Go Out for Track, Mom?

“I’d be awesome! Can’t you just see me taking the gold in the 20-yard slither?”


Ahead of the Curve

Now, as you can see by the curve in this next chart, there appears to be a mysterious dip in overall crop yields in the second quarter. We’re still baffled as to the cause, but we’re looking into it.


Via David Hill.

Extreme Shrimp Makeover

Welcome back! Before the break, we met Walter Warblewump, an accountant from off the coast of La Jolla, CA. Walter’s fashion sense was drab and conservative, and he felt he needed a new direction…


So our crack makeover team went to work. A change of clothes, new contact lenses, and some accessorized feelers… and just look at Walter now!


Top photo via William Warby.

Today the Garden, Tomorrow the World!

“My fellow caterpillars! This is our moment! Let us rise up as one and nibble our way to glorious conquest! We shall feast on the ferns, gobble the gardenias, and ravish the rhododendrons!”


Via YJ Chua.

Frog and Butterfly

Frogster canNOT believe his eyes! “Ees thees a flowair pour moi? Or ees eet le “gag” gift?”

Via Pinterest.

Mantis Alert!

Sometimes The Cute is nothing but full-on Overload of the most adorabuhlz kittens and puppies in the entire world.

Sometimes it’s not.

We think we have an exotic cute for you today, thanks to little, “Penh”, who might be praying that you agree.

“I’m sure insects are not considered “cute” by many standards, but my little lady, Penh, might prove to be an exception!” -Mandy O.

Good Luck With That

Faith an’ beghorra, laddies! I confess! I am a leprechaun! ‘Tis true!! An’ I’ll be leadin’ ye to my pot o’ gold! Yes indeed! First, a wee jig ta celebrate, loike this!

Via Bored Panda.

Caturday Caterpillar


and after!

“Mmunchphy vwsmunchtmsdy.” (means, “Oh Hai.”)

It all really started when a nice hoomin discovered Mr. Munchabunch had hitched a ride home on a new houseplant.

Seeing how much Mr. Munchabunch really, really, really liked the new plant the nice hoomin was happy to let him stay and named him, John.

John liked the new name and decided to hang around for awhile.

John became very attached to the new houseplant.

(If you’re the impatient type, skip to the next frame)

Ta-DAAAA! Now, where’s my nectar cocktail!


“This is a serious cutemergency. I’ve come to you for help in spreading this amazing story all over teh interwebs.” -Dora N.
Cat-erpillar, via Emergency Kittens.


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