Inspected by Number 27

(“Let’s see… side tread depth acceptable… stitching uniform across entire shoe… However, I’m picking up a faint odor of moldy cheese mixed with armpit sweat. I’d better send this one back and alert the production line.”)

1028151540

Time to replace those Odor-Eaters, Michael B.

Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy!

Via RocketNews24.

Was That a Giggle I Heard?

Does my fluffy suit make you laugh? Do you think I’m funny?

14252105517_4921a7875a_z

Well, maybe you won’t laugh so loud after I give you a taste of my moth-fu skills! Prepare for poofy pastel pain, punk!

14251938598_5578af39cf_z

Via It’s Okay To Be Smart, it’s the Rosy Maple Moth, courtesy sender-inner Jessica L.

But Why Can’t I Go Out for Track, Mom?

“I’d be awesome! Can’t you just see me taking the gold in the 20-yard slither?”

cute-baby-snail-mom

Ahead of the Curve

Now, as you can see by the curve in this next chart, there appears to be a mysterious dip in overall crop yields in the second quarter. We’re still baffled as to the cause, but we’re looking into it.

10076786455_17eb49c95a_z

Via David Hill.

Extreme Shrimp Makeover

Welcome back! Before the break, we met Walter Warblewump, an accountant from off the coast of La Jolla, CA. Walter’s fashion sense was drab and conservative, and he felt he needed a new direction…

Shrimp

So our crack makeover team went to work. A change of clothes, new contact lenses, and some accessorized feelers… and just look at Walter now!

mantis-shrimp

Top photo via William Warby.

Today the Garden, Tomorrow the World!

“My fellow caterpillars! This is our moment! Let us rise up as one and nibble our way to glorious conquest! We shall feast on the ferns, gobble the gardenias, and ravish the rhododendrons!”

8308630507_e7921b344c_k

Via YJ Chua.

Frog and Butterfly

Frogster canNOT believe his eyes! “Ees thees a flowair pour moi? Or ees eet le “gag” gift?”

13897199687_03e39141af_o
Via Pinterest.

Mantis Alert!

Sometimes The Cute is nothing but full-on Overload of the most adorabuhlz kittens and puppies in the entire world.

Sometimes it’s not.

13273438575_c4b45378a0_z
We think we have an exotic cute for you today, thanks to little, “Penh”, who might be praying that you agree.

13273437065_82858f2dca_z
“I’m sure insects are not considered “cute” by many standards, but my little lady, Penh, might prove to be an exception!” -Mandy O.

Good Luck With That

Faith an’ beghorra, laddies! I confess! I am a leprechaun! ‘Tis true!! An’ I’ll be leadin’ ye to my pot o’ gold! Yes indeed! First, a wee jig ta celebrate, loike this!

13152118744_f278df787e_z
Via Bored Panda.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 18,352 other followers