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Posts tagged as: Cows
Holy three headed Greek mythological creature, Batman! Triplet calves! Warm up the defibbermathingy, we are not equipped to handle this!
“Farmer Jon Appleby got the surprise of his career one week ago, when triplet calves were born on his farm in Wirral, England.”
“I couldn’t believe it,” the 44-year-old veteran farmer told TODAY.com of the rare phenomenon. “It was quite a shock.” When the cow went into labor, Appleby stayed close by for the first two births, then left, assuming the excitement was over. He returned an hour later, only to find one more baby by her side. ”We’ve never had triplets before.”
Twins are somewhat common among bovine births, triplets and quadruplets are estimated at approximately 1 in 100,000 births.
Thanks to sender-inner Jennifer P. via Today.com
And yes, I’ve “got milk,” -like I haven’t heard that before. Now don’t bother me, I’m directing traffic. Both of ‘em straight out means “Hold it, pardner.”
Red this one.
Next time you look up in the sky and see a bovine shaped cloud, thank a fluffy cow.
I’ll have a couple of shots. No, make it seven. And none of that lo-fat stuff, either. High octane, please.
Submitted by Cuteporter Ray R.
Sounds that are round cannot possibly be made by such a pointy diphthong.