Rudolph? Is That…You?

‘Tis the season for…Shar Pei Puppehs with…REINDEER ANTLERS!


Assimilated from The Pet Collective.

Rupert Aces the Audition

All right, it says here your name is Rupert, very nice to meet you. If you could turn to the left so we could get a profile, please…

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No, your left; OK, never mind. Now, in this picture, you’d be playing a character with lots of pent-up anger, seething and boiling within him until he can’t take it and he explodes with rage. So start from page six and let’s see what you can do…

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No, that’s kind of a happy look. Show us some anger…

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Ah, let’s try something else, forget the script for a minute. You’re poor and hungry, you’ve been waiting in line for hours, and just when you get to the counter, the lady says “sorry, we ran out of soup, come back tomorrow.” Aaaaand, go.

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Uhhhmmm… right.

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Well, we’ve got your headshot, and we’ll let you know if anything comes up. Next…

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Via Andrea Arden, dog trainer.

I had the Strangest Dream

I dreamt I fell into a big box of prunes and nobody could find me!


Brinke G., these are wrinkles beyond compare, better than an elephant’s derriere!

Send In the Chub Patrol!

(cheesy 70’s cop-show disco music)

Who’s got fearsome rolls of fat,
Showin’ bad guys where it’s at?
♬ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♪

Cruisin’ in the Chubmobile,
Makin all the ladies squeal,
♫ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♩


Chub Patrol is an Emdot production.

Cleavage Overload!

With such luxurious curves, a young Christie Wrinkly dreams of being a super model.

Boomer is a great roll model, Mickey S.

Holiday pupcakes are almost done

Der teh der. Will juuuuust take a moment.

Ding! Tanguera, they’re…ready?

Beware of Dog Breath

There’s my shoe. Time to fetch the deodorizer.


Molly the English bulldog puppy looks scentimental, Rachel D.

I Can’t Get Comfortabuhls!

I know you mean well, Gravity, but I really want to sleep this way! So cut it out!

Oof! Grr! Yay, I Did It!

Oh, sure — you and I go up and down steps all the time. But when you’re a chubby padded puppy, it’s a major milestone in life.

Hello.

My name is Roxie. I will be your puppy today.


It has been our pleasure to serve you, Desiree.