I had the Strangest Dream

I dreamt I fell into a big box of prunes and nobody could find me!


Brinke G., these are wrinkles beyond compare, better than an elephant’s derriere!

Send In the Chub Patrol!

(cheesy 70’s cop-show disco music)

Who’s got fearsome rolls of fat,
Showin’ bad guys where it’s at?
♬ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♪

Cruisin’ in the Chubmobile,
Makin all the ladies squeal,
♫ Chub Patrooooooooool! ♩


Chub Patrol is an Emdot production.

Cleavage Overload!

With such luxurious curves, a young Christie Wrinkly dreams of being a super model.

Boomer is a great roll model, Mickey S.

Holiday pupcakes are almost done

Der teh der. Will juuuuust take a moment.

Ding! Tanguera, they’re…ready?

Beware of Dog Breath

There’s my shoe. Time to fetch the deodorizer.


Molly the English bulldog puppy looks scentimental, Rachel D.

I Can’t Get Comfortabuhls!

I know you mean well, Gravity, but I really want to sleep this way! So cut it out!

Oof! Grr! Yay, I Did It!

Oh, sure — you and I go up and down steps all the time. But when you’re a chubby padded puppy, it’s a major milestone in life.

Hello.

My name is Roxie. I will be your puppy today.


It has been our pleasure to serve you, Desiree.

So How Do You Work These Things?

Is there, like, a manual or something? ‘Cause I’ve kind of got the front ones figured out, but the back ones… Well, they are supposed to be pointing down, aren’t they?

The Downside to Dieting

Proof that every silver lining has a dark cloud: You count your calories, work out religiously, drop that weight and feel great — and your skin doesn’t fit anymore.

Betty is chub-tastic, Natasha H.

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