You Only Live Nine Times, Mr. Bond

The 007 Skyfall followup doesn’t start filming until October, but two Reddit users are anxious for some Bond action now. With cats. Octopussycat, anyone?

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This guy has that Le Chiffre vibe from Cats-ino Royale.

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And this fellow needs no introduction.

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As seen on The Daily Dot; headline by Thedaviddepablo.

Caturday: Welcome To The Hotel Cat-ifornia

When these guys (especially that one at the top- bully) gather for their Fancy Feast®, better get out of their way!

From Studio Singa. Concept kinda sorta adapted from Henley/Felder/Frey.

Caturday: Hugs Я Us

If you’re in need of a hug, you’ve come to the right place! Hugs Я Us is open 24 hours a day. U need a hug? We’ve got ya covered. In cat fur. Hairballs extra.

Submitted by Cuteporter Annie M. And yes, it was hard to reverse that R.

Things Cats Do That’d Be Creepy….

…if a Hoomin did them. Perfect for Caturday. I…think.

Anyway, Junior Producer Felix H. emailed this one in from way over the Big Pond in Berlin. (He has a great address, too- like all sorts of GmbH’s and Platz’s in it. No Strasse’s, tho. German addresses are cool. Like listening to Aussie’s talk.)

It’s Caturday, And I Am Sleeping IN

[Since my bed is being cleaned, I'll just bomb out right here in the hoomin's lap. That's what they're made for, right? Oh, and U have my permission to repeatedly scritch ma belleh. I'll let you know when you're done.]

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“Meet Scootie, my 12 week old kitteh. We rescued her after her entire litter was abandoned at 5 weeks. She goes 100 MPH and then suddenly drops and sleeps in the most awkward positions. She likes to hide in bags and bite my face while I’m sleeping. She’s growing up to be a very pretty kitteh and we love her dearly. Photos by Dr. Nome, Perth Western Australia.”

It’s Wonderful To Be Here (Not)

It’s certainly a thrill. (Not.)

But you are a lovely audience.

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“These are our pets, Sergeant and Pepper, and this is their disgruntled Christmas photo. Sergeant is the grey striped cat, and Pepper is the red. They own our hearts.” -Photo from the Tennant family. Header and text assist from Lennon/McCartney.

[Say Like Eva Gabor:] Oh, Ol-Lee-Vah*?

This is Oliver. The O-Man is demonstrating what kittehs do best. Once again, we refer to The Rule Of Cuteness #40. You curl up in a sunbeam for a snooze….it’s cute. And the little Santa hat knocks it over the fence. (Baseball metaphor.)

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(*A Green Acres reference. You know, Oliver & Lisa Douglas move out of NYC to a far- never mind.) Oliver was adopted at the San Francisco SPCA/Macy’s Holiday Windows event on Black Friday. He’s already making his second C.O. appearance! From Amy K.

Caturday: Something’s FISHY With This Laptop

[I got NOSE idea how to get Fishy outta this thing. Windoze 8, grumble grumble. I gonna call Acer tech support I 'spose.]

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“Hi this is a photo of my baby Himalayan, Sugar. She is just 4 months old and already knows how to use a touch screen laptop! She and her big sister Kiwi love to sit on their butts! Photo taken by me, Lori Ann H.”

Poll: Sarah M. Needs A Kitteh Name STAT

“I’m adopting a black and white girl kitty in a few days, wanting to save a life for Christmas! I’m hoping for Cute Overload’s help in deciding on a name. I don’t have any photos, but here’s a cute black and white kitty photo for inspiration. This one looks very much like the kitty I’m adopting. Maybe you could make a poll with the following names? And people could give their own ideas?”

Absolutely-it’s time for a Caturday Poll! Sarah needs our help, everybody!

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Update : Saturday 1pm PT
“Thursday” and “Lilly” are NECK and NECK!

Putting Up The Tree Today?

Remember, put the lights on first, THEN the ornaments cat.

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Le Creditos~

1) “At our local Wild Birds Unlimited store the store owner’s kitties decided to decorate the tree ‘their way.’” -Patty P.
2) “Here’s an ornament you won’t find at every K-Mart: Bart’s first Xmas. This big Maine Coon is now over 20 lbs and prefers to sleep UNDER the tree.” -Checkyourmailmd.
3) “I decorated the tree today. It took a REALLY REALLY L-O-N-G time!!! (I can’t imagine why!) I love your site! I would LOVE to see my babies made famous on CO!!!Love you!” -Robin G.
4) “Charlie’s all set for Christmas with loads of red-n-green catnip mice and jingle balls. Bonus appearance by the aptly-named Ninja (top left, can you spot her??)” -Jennifer L.